Hahaha this is the best post yet.
So good when disgruntled readers retort. He musta took offence at the purple hoodie remark. I bet he had a black flag tattoo and does fixie flatland tricks.
I agree. Going to college, I'd see all these hipster jerkoffs with wool hats (I live in FL, dudes. They're appropriate two days a year) and plugs buying them. Most of them are gonna make pudding out of their knees or skulls eventually, but fixed gear is the cool thing this week, just like those retarded plugs were five years ago.
if you're going to name drop to be cool wouldn't it be better to name drop some super obscure romanian band that hasn't even recorded a demo yet but killed themselves in a ritual suicide pact to show how metal you are, and not name drop the band filled with 40/50 somethings with wives and kids? just sayin.
Hahaha this stuff is great! It beats reality tv