Monday, March 25, 2013


The moment has arrived. Please update your bookmarks, links, eyeballs, and attentions to my new site.

We've had a good run on here boys. Now it's time to really style on em. I'm gonna leave SDTW up because it has nugz of internet goodness that even I can't remember. Thanks for your continued support.


Skip Class

Friday, March 22, 2013

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Honey Cocaine

This is real life?

Some 14 yr old Cambodian chick with fucking braces talking about cocaine over "Love Sosa"?






This is a screen grab from another video that has 3 million views.

Look at this "grimey" line up:

From left to right:

3 chubsters, a black dude listening to music, two 12 year old asian kids in v necks trying to decide who should drink the apple juice filled 40.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Ducks Bruh

The best part of this one is that the cameraman is letting his homie get wildly fucked over by that duck without even intervening. This is nature's WORLDSTAR.


Someone's been eating a balanced breakfast


Friday, March 8, 2013


I read somewhere that everyone's favorite light skinded prince is going bankrupt. Don't care, but why does the bouncer in this photo got on "score to settle" lookin ass gloves on?


Wednesday, March 6, 2013


I was a little hesitant to post this one cause since it was such a raw ass note, but at the same I think it is a valuable piece of internet comedy just for the fact it was designed. A dude put actual effort into making this. 


Apologies for the brief hiatus. 

My internet provider was being a "hater" or whatever the kids call it

Resume usual underwhelming content

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Pinners Tee

Do you bowl? Do you marijuana? 

Do you marijuana so much you don't even make it to the bowling alley?

Then do we have a shirt for you.

Cutty one off shirt by the homie.


This one is making the rounds probably because it looks crazy as hell

That Was My Mans Damn

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Monday, February 25, 2013

Friday, February 15, 2013

Keep It Trill, Guys

And They Wonder Why Nobody Likes Them

Cops arrest 2 Chainz allegedly for possession of a weed grinder and then take a picture with him. 

Busch league move guys, pure busch league.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Hope 4

Keeping it simple ain't easy


Re-upped the sequel mix to SoundboyAdvice Vol.1 that I did for THEWORLDSBESTEVER

This one is the same thing.

All 80's dancehall tunes.

Get it 

Tuesday, February 5, 2013


My brethren at IMNOTATOY are taking final orders on their now infamous "Kelz Collection"

Friday, February 1, 2013

It's Friday

 A new piece I wrote called "Breaking Down Today's Biggest Posers" is up on FOUR PINS.

Read it if you like words in lavish slanderous combinations

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Pure TFP

Pure has a website.

One of my personal favorite writers not like that is a unique sentiment or anything.

Dude is one of the best though.

This Dude

I'm not sure when it started, but at some point in my life every time I saw Stephen Hawking on the news I would start to envision this scenario of him and I chilling at his house of ramps or something. Then at some point he pops off some sideways ass comment at me with his little keyboard voice and I would just his push ass over. 

I'd be like "Fuck you Steve," and I would start walking away and then I'd hear some muffled ass "bebop dip boop" shit from his chair. I come back and scream over him. He doesn't reply. I walk away and then you'd hear a really low sounding "bebop di booooooppppppp bung". 

Not sure why I shared that horrible vision, but it just feels so real in my heart sometimes. 

I kid. Sort of.



Joe Camel Art

I remember way back in the day when the news reported that kids were more likely to recognize Joe Camel than Abraham Lincoln. 

Looking back in hind sight it makes perfect sense. 

Joe Camel was up in a mother fucking cocaine jacuzzi with camel bitches while Honest Abe's text book lookin ass was just chilling in a theatre getting shot in the back on some hoe shit. 

The more you know.....(shooting rainbow star goes here)



Cleanliness is next to this...

Thursday, January 17, 2013


SUEME 'OVERSEAS' TOUR from Montana Colors on Vimeo.

One of Canada's finest just dropped off a spraycation video.


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