The bull gored him?
Why would it do that?
Oh because you're waiving a stupid red sheet in his face and stabbing him with spears.
Yeah, that might be why he gored you dawg.
No one has ever gotten gored for not fucking with a bull.
Fact.
Why do they even call it bullfighting?
You ain't fighting it. You're annoying it and stabbing it with spears. It should be called bull pestering.
Read the story:
Famous Spanish Bullfighter Gored In Groin
Hey! A horn up yer arse u mite get dude! where's that re-up o' that best ever mix, without the foo! shit man, f'real homeslice aint no time f'dice y'see. sweet slick.
ReplyDeleteI guess he's having the huevos rancheros. zing.
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