Monday, April 26, 2010

Stop Fucking With Wild Animals Part 2




The bull gored him?

Why would it do that?

Oh because you're waiving a stupid red sheet in his face and stabbing him with spears.

Yeah, that might be why he gored you dawg.

No one has ever gotten gored for not fucking with a bull.

Fact.

Why do they even call it bullfighting?

You ain't fighting it. You're annoying it and stabbing it with spears. It should be called bull pestering.

Read the story:
Famous Spanish Bullfighter Gored In Groin

3 comments:

  1. Hey! A horn up yer arse u mite get dude! where's that re-up o' that best ever mix, without the foo! shit man, f'real homeslice aint no time f'dice y'see. sweet slick.

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  2. I guess he's having the huevos rancheros. zing.

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