Tuesday, April 20, 2010

SDTW Rap Sprays Tee Shirt Contest



SDTW Rap Sprays Tee Shirt Contest

I get lots of emails because of this stupid blog. The crazy thing is the number of talented people that peep this dumb site daily.

I mean it isn't like I'm offering you anything amazing, but I do enjoy drinking coffee and going off on fat people and stuff like that.

My buddy Nick told me I should hold a design contest so that is what I am gonna do.

This is the first of what may become several t shirt design contests.

Here are the rules and shit:

- White tee shirt * this means your background needs to be white, retard
- It has to say "Rap Sprays" on it
- It can not say Super Duty Tough Work
- It can not have your name on it (don't try and get clever dawg)
- Design can only be 2 colors (that means 2 colors on white, dumbshit)
- Design has to be on the front of the tee
- No all over bull shit
- No full panel shit
- Half tone if you use photos
- Someone has to be holding a spray can somewhere in your design

The contest is open for 2 weeks. Why only two weeks? Because I don't think you retards have the attention span to go longer than that.

Winner gets a free tee and that's all. Designing tee shirts is not brain surgery. You aren't curing cancer. You're lucky I am even printing your gay design.

I will not play favorites. I know some of you are "famous" or have made a "butt load" of shirts, but I don't care. If I won't wear it I won't print it. This is not a democracy.

I will also set up a little shopping cart if any of you and your lame friends want to buy one.

Disclaimer:

By submitting your lame design you are agreeing to allow me to print your bullshit and sell it to posers on the internet. I will post all submissions and if you're lucky I will maybe post a link to your twitter or tumblr blog of anorexic white girls and gangsters or whatever it is you do.

Send all designs as jpegs not the print ready files to:

heavymbrand@gmail.com

subject title: sdtw design tee

3 comments:

  1. One dick shaped paint can on the way!

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  2. you'll like mine the most - it's gonna have your Momma on it!

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  3. You're god damn right it does.

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