The Fuck?

Tell me this is photoshopped?

Tell me this is just some brilliant joke by a pretty decent designer that took one of those celebrity pencil drawings of that dude from Counting Crows and just made it look like a tattoo.

Tell me for the love of God that is the case and that a human being does not exist that thought that this was a good idea.

Sub note:
Not sure if I have ever mentioned this, but I rate the dude from Counting Crows as one of the lamest mother fuckers of all time. I would rather kick it with Hitler than that dude.

And yes, I see the plugs, and the hemp choker and the straight edge, but one thing at a time boys. One thing at a time.