Wednesday, January 30, 2008

News of The Weird

Authorities in Valentine, Neb., have been on the lookout since November for the vandal who has approached several storefronts at night and, apparently with Vaseline smeared over his nude body, pressed himself against windows and doors. A radio station called the person "the buttcheek bandit" (although some speculate there may also be a copycat). Asked Valentine police chief Ben McBride, "Who in their right mind would do something like that?" [Omaha World-Herald]

Ed* I think when you press up against a window with your junk it is also called a "fruit bowl" but I could be wrong.

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