Courtney Melody

I've been slacking on my 80's digikal business. Not sure why. Anyways go ahead and get this in your ear piece. Strictly roughness from Courtney Melody.

This album does not have "Screechie Cross The Border" but I posted it anyways because that tune rams yu' mumas pussyhole. Easy!

Jack mode from the man:

DO-IT-TWICE

Get with it:
Melody Niceeeeeeeee

SDTW Approves: Victory-Light

The homie Rontell Williams put me on to the funniest blog on the net, period.

It is as deep as the ocean and is a never ending well of life advice.

You are not worthy to even stand close to these dude's shine.

Victory-Light

Here are just a few gems that have made me laugh out loud and nearly cry upon reading them:

"IMA FUCK FIRST" AND YOU CAN TAKE SHORTY INTO THE ROOM AND MAKE LOVE TO IT ON SOME NERD SHIT AND THEN LEAVE WHEN YOUR BOY COMES TO VIOLATE CHEEKS."

"LISTEN MAN, IF YOU WHITE, SAY NIGGA ALL YOU WANT, PERSONALLY I LOVE THE WORD NIGGA. I MIGHT CATCH SOME HEAT FOR THAT BUT ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK. TO WHITE PEOPLE SAYIN NIGGA IS LIKE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM B. SHIT FEEL GOOD AS FUCK BUT IS POTENTIALLY FATAL."

"MY NIGGA DIRTY BITCHES ARE THE WORST. YOU EVER CATCH A BITCH WIT LONG NAILS BUT THEM SHITS AIN'T MANICURED OR POLISHED AND THEY GOT DIRT UNDER THEM, AND THEY ALL DIFFERENT SIZES LIKE A FUCKIN BAG OF CHOCOLATE COVERED PEANUTS? THAT'S THE WORST B. I'LL POINT THAT SHIT OUT TO A BITCH LIKE "YO MA WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU DIG YOURSELF OUTTA YOUR GRAVE? WHATS REALLY GOOD?"

"FIRST OF ALL IM IN THE BRONX. WHICH IS PROBABLY THE LAST PLACE ON THESE NIGGAS HITLIST. THEY TRYNA KILL NIGGAS IN A DIFFERENT TAX BRACKET THAN ME B. IF THEY BLOW UP THE P'S THEY DOING RICH NIGGAS A FAVOR CUZ THATS LIKE 1.2 BILLION IN FOOD STAMPS OFF THE BOOKS."

I honestly wanted to give up writing after I read this shit. It's that good. Oh and the dude slam dunking the xanex in the shark's mouth? Ya, you wish you thought of shit that good.

Shouts to DA KID MERO

SDTW Approves

I would like to welcome to the almighty SDTW blog roll SIKETHEOPPOSITE. A simple, but good blog by mans Huf Man a.k.a The Washington Hufskee.

If you are a fan of shop culture i.e you lurk at your local skate, music, or tattoo shop then you most assuredly will enjoy his numerous posts on the most foul customers that walk into his store. Having seen my fair share of crazy custies (customers) in my day at Street Machine SD (RIP) I have to say that documenting them is not a safe and or easy endeavor.

He also takes a pretty decent picture and has plenty of knowledge on the finer things in life such as rap, food, clothing, and custom luggage.

SIKETHEOPPOSITE

Oooops SDTW Approves

I'm not a stoner, but I still act like one daily.

When I added three new blogs to the roll I completely forgot to add one of my favorite people I've had the pleasure of knowing for the last two years.

Mr. Lord Scotch 79 a.k.a Keo a.k.a Papi Flaco a.k.a Barrington Skeevy

Why should you read his blog?

Well he gives you a daily youtube playlist to mess with and he's always painting with some other legend on some wall somewhere in the world and doing all types of other boss shit.

Also it's really creepy when I post some old random rap clip or dancehall clip and I come to find out he was either at the show or did the logo for the group or saw someone get shot outside the venue. Not much gets passed this guy.

Anyways, read that shit daily and learn a thing a two from a livin legend.

Keo's Blog via 12OZ

SDTW Approves

I've put up some new links in the ever so coveted "Known To Associate With" section. They are three blogs that I think are worth a shit.

GetNLoose = this is like looking into some weird mirror from across the pond. Lots of graffiti, music, and such.

GetNLoose

Worlds Best Ever = really sleek looking blog with loads of features. Lots of organization and repeating features which I am always a fan of. Tons of ass on there too which is never bad.

WorldsBestEver

Ignored Prayers

I know some of you know him, but if this isn't the gulliest spot on the web I don't want to know what is. With post titles like: The scene that launched a million fingerbangs. How could you pass that up?

Ignored Prayers

Note: Whoever's hand that is in the pic. Nice fucking arm hair guy. What are you Greek? Geezzz us.

It's That N*gga You Love To Hate

Rondo is one of the few people I would put in my cabinet if I became the leader of the free world.

Enron as he is more famously known is one of the few good blokes left on the planet.

Here is a very short and very uninformative interview via GetNLoose with the man himself.

Oh hip hop what have you done to this poor kid.

Enron Interview

SDTW Approves

"You know I hate combo animals, Leopard Gecko. Get a more original name, like maybe Uneven Tail Gecko. Did your tail swallow a candy corn? I don't give a shit about your freaky eyes, you're still all elbows and suckage."

- taken from FUPENGUIN.COM

I got linked to this site by the Dr. Hound and I've been laughing ever since.

I'm pretty sure this dude just finds pictures of different animals and then proceeds to talk shit to them. He is a dude I can see eye to eye with.

The one above is my favorite so far.

SDTW Approves

I came across this gem of a blog.

It's nice to know that there are geezers all over the planet that enjoy graffiti, rap, ignorance, and politically incorrect humor.


GetNLoose

I Heart The Internets

He ain't impressed.

Yoinked from: Ignored Prayers

People of WalMart

This site is being called the "toast" of the internet. I'm not sure if I'd call it the toast, but it's good.

It's a basic premise. User submitted flicks of people shopping at Wal-Mart. If you weren't already embarassed to be an American after the Bush administration you can thank this site for "outing" us.

United we stand.

Here are some of my faves:







Bookmark it:

People ofWalMart

Snacks and Shit

Justin just sent me a link to this website and it's a doozy folks.

Real simple premise:

Take a bad rap lyric and then rip on whoever said the idiotic line.

Mt favorite thus far:



"Running your mouth, before I shit all in it."
- Beanie Sigel, Kiss Your Ass Goodbye (Extended Remix) by Sheek Louch

It would undoubtedly be the hardest thing ever to shit in another man's mouth, unless this man was asleep, and he slept with his mouth open... in which case you would be a creepy, perverted dude trying to shit in another man's mouth while he sleeps..

Filed under: Worst slumber party host / Pervert

Link:

SnacksandShit

Poor Life Choices

I almost forgot to mention the PLC in my new additions to SDTW post. For those outside of Seattle it may not hold the same importance, but it is still a good hoot even if you don't know the criminals/victims/perpetrators in the pictures.

Poor Life Choices is the brainchild of Phillip Pheed. Pheed's other blog is mostly about eating food and design/video projects he does, but PLC is a whole other beast.

We all make Poor Life Choices, but to see them documented back to back, day in and day out, is really eye opening.

On PLC you will see unedited debauchery in all it's finest. I pray to whatever god you believe in that I do not end up on the site because it will probably mean that I will be serving time in County.

For those who dare bookmark PLC:

Poor Life Choices

New Additions to SDTW

Check out the newest inductees to the blog roll:


Persue/Bunny Kitty

ITSBUNNYKITTY

My good friend and all around style master Persue (pronounced per-sway) is always up to something big. As if being a world class graffiti writer and running one of the best skate shoe companies out (Vox) wasn't enough he's also got time to blog about it. To be honest I think he only blogs about 1/10 of the cool sh*t he's doing, but I'm not complaining.

Hurt You Bad Super Blog

HURTYOUBAD

HYB is serious. Graffiti blogs are pretty lame for the most part. They don't offer much in terms of content and a lot of them just re-post the same non sense over and over. HYB solves all of that with a nice "we don't really give a proper fuck what you think" attitude and a ton of original content from all over the world. Bookmark it.

The Boobs

The Boobs

Warning! This will become one of your guilty pleasure blogs. It's written entirely from the female perspective, but they are the type of chicks you wish were married to. I mean the entire purpose of their blog is to get their friends to put their "sweater puppets" on the web just for fun. Besides that they discuss things like theories on Lil Mama actually being Bow Wow with a wig and everything in between. Of course if you don't like things like boobs, ignorant rap, snapping on people, and tips on knocking boots, then maybe this isn't the blog for you.

Curriculum Mag

Curriculum Mag

Rogene can't be faded when it comes to San Diego skateboarding or skate blogs in general. The site is really cool and it's nice to see the homies putting down the blunt for a hot a second and doing something creative. Check the back issues for even more content.

Aeon

Check out SDTW reader Aeon from Australia. Dude has some serious letter forms. It looks like he keeps good company too painting with the likes of Aroe, Rime, just to name a few.








Peep his blog down under:

Mr Aeon Blogspot Dot Com

Heavy Manners on FFFFOUND

If you suffer from an addiction to FFFFOUND like many of us do you'll be glad to know that a Heavy Manners tee designed by Justin a few years back was deemed "worthy" enough for the king of all blogs.

Check it below:

HM on FFFFOUND

Diggin In The Links Returns D.I.T.L

I haven't done a D.I.T.L post in a long time for whatever reason. So for those of you with time to kill....enjoy!

These sites are essentially what I look at everyday on the internerd.

School Jah

One of the best free reggae zip/rar file blogs in the world.

Revok 1

If someone wanted to argue that Revok was the best writer in the world I probably wouldn't argue with them. It's also worth noting that unlike most bloggers Revok updates very frequently which makes it worth checking out daily.

FFFFOUND

Be prepared to waste hours of your life on this site. You were warned.

Street Boners and TV Carnage

Disturbing and funny content from a cartoonist and a dude from Vice.

You Thought We Wouldnt Notice

This site is solely dedicated to designers who rip off other designers. Also while I have your attention logo parodies or "flipping logos" whatever you assh*les call it is the weakest thing you can possibly design.

Captain Crawl

This blog lets you search all music blogs for music.

The Best of FFFFOUND

I've recently become extremely obsessed with "found" type blogs. I enjoy the fact that they are free of criticisms and opinion. By removing the written word they become open to interpretation by the viewers and take the focus away from the author.

I went through about 60 pages to create my own FFFFound image gallery. There's no cohesive theme, but I like the results.

Enjoy.

San Diego's Most Flaunted

In an effort to be "fair and balanced" I decided to share the internuts best kept secret. Or at least San Diego's best kept secret....

The Women of Bumsville.

Living in what most chicks would consider "squalor" these 3 brave and self-described bitches eat, sleep, and sh*t on the edge between downtown and Logan/Imperial Ave. If you know where that is then you already know you're too much of a p*ssy to even drive there.

I used to live a couple blocks from there spot and it is sketch central. All that being said these 3 ladies hold it down and blog about the goings on which in of itself is refreshing seeing as I only know dudes that blog and it's always about the same stupid stuff. Myself not excluded.


Links:
Bumsville Blog

Stuff White People Like: Comparing People To Hitler

I have a love/hate thing going on with Stuff White People Like Blog. On one hand I love how brilliantly written it is and then there's a part of me that feels like I SHOULD have written it first.

I have always been frightened of "my" people. I do not trust "us" in large numbers and I know what "they" say behind closed doors about the "others."

We're on to you white people. We will study the stuff you "like" and use it to plan our attack. Your time will soon come.


Links:

Comparing People To Hitler