Monday, June 23, 2008

Rest in Power: George Carlin

Taken from the press release:

George Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, died at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica shortly before 6 p.m., said his publicist Jeff Abraham.

Some selected quotes from the comedic genius:

"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. "

"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."

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