Wednesday, June 22, 2011
The internet won't let me live without trying to make me give a shit about Roger Ebert dissing on Ryan Dunn (dude from Jackass) dying in a car wreck.
Congratulations Internets your wish has been granted:
1. 99.9% of the time someone dying is not a good look. That remaining .1% comprises sociopaths, Nazis, real deal evil people, pedophiles, and so on.
2. Yes, the dude died while speeding in a GT3 after having left a bar. Anyone that is not trying to get their up syndrome on can tell you that is not the best idea.
3. If something is THAT obvious do you need to be the one that drops knowledge, Robert? Like you wanna kick some knowledge on some other obvious topics like chainsaw juggling or grizzly bear wrestling?
4. If you look like the chick disguise from 'Total Recall' it is probably best not to draw major media attentions to your grill, blood. I mean Stephen Hawking already has that swag and dude is a certified genius and probably hits mad robot skins.