Gucci Mane "Murder For Fun"

I'm pretty sure the Make A Wish Foundation secretly read my thoughts and got this song made for me.

Gucci + Louie Rankin (Ox short for Lenox from the movie Belly) on the same tune?

I can't even believe this exists.

Best Wednesday ever.

Sub-Note:

I have watched Belly way more times than I'd like to admit. Horrible acting, but still worth watching for some weird reason. Louie Rankin, Method Man and Big Head Rico make it enjoyable.

Not sure why Nas thinks he can be taking his shirt off all the god damn time though. Dude, you got the body of an out of shape lesbian. Stop acting like your shirt itches.

SDTW Dad

My son Baby Zeus a.k.a Little L a.k.a Lenox had a tough day today.

Dude was taking a shit and fell off his stool head first.

He was fine. In fact he was laughing too so don't call CPS on me you snitch ass mark ass snitches.

Baby Zeus

Baby Zeus x Jumping Off Sh*t

Minihipster.com

If you're an avid reader of SDTW then you already know about my son Lenox a.k.a Baby Zeus. He is a legend amongst the crew here in Seattle, but now the whole world wide web is going to have to deal with him as he just got accepted on minihipster.com.

The Minihipster is a street fashion blog for kids they deem "cool" or "hip" with correspondents in New York, London, Barcelona, and Melbourne.

A little bonus history on the origins of "Baby Zeus" if you're not in the know.

JR of the dubious Winner's Cirle and I were sitting in The Circle where I was telling him how Lenox had ripped the screen off my laptop the night before. He tore it clean off like Lou Ferigno on coke. JR was having trouble remembering Lenox's name for whatever reason.

His first stab at trying to remember was "Zeus." I stared at him to make sure he was serious and I couldn't believe that he thought I would name my son Zeus. As far as I could tell he was dead serious and from there on it was Baby Zeus although Little L, General Lenisimo, and Lenaisance Man are all acceptable substitutes.

Link:
Baby Zeus x Minihipster.com

Also props to Jordan Loves Kats

Live, Love, Laugh

Lifestyles of the cold and dangerous.




Lights, camera, action, Lenox.



I love being by myself and having nature show me these bizarre and inspiring moments that make you feel completely insignifigant. The f*cking ground is steaming, c'mon!



Jay is so ahead of his time his parents haven't even met yet.



Maui Brah and Launchy P are bff.



Jordan is such a hater.



This is what happens when you spill paint in the garage.



FYI Jordan made that face on purpose what he didn't intend was to have a little ranch dab on his face.



I deal with this Bozo almost every morning. Look at him. No job havin, Cheerio eatin, no goodnick, that's what he is.



Kablooey!



Cooler than anyone you know.



30 degrees and right out in the open. Too easy.



Some dude.



Some other dude.



Steaks, veggies, son, and Dad.



Simple and good.



Stab Master Arson CB4ism.

Aquariam, Goods, Mexican Food...

Just an ordinary day in the life of Baby Zeus and Dad



We got a runner!



It must be lonely to be the only squid bicycle lock in the city.



This wall was kind of sexy. Right? Or is that weird?



Pier Pressure.



These are called sea anemones and yes I had to look up the word anemones because there wasn't a chance in hell I would have known how to spell it.



And this is the otter bench. Way to go whoever carved this ghoulish looking thing. You've practically insured that every kid who is unfortunate enough to cross paths with this thing is gonna shit their pants at the mention of the word otter.



Save the whales.



Real otter. Far less frightening.



Someone felt like an octopus' ass.



Look who we bumped into...Benny!



The actual thought of these two being friends in junior high is quite scary. They are up to no good at all times and they are only 2 1/2.



Justin's Blazers at Goods. About frickin' time.



No photoshopping required. 100% real Launchpad.



Memo's is single-handedly saving me from having to eat what Washingtonians call mexican food.



Their saving Lenox too.



¡Chingon!



Nate Van Dyke drawings.



More...



Uno mas

Lil Wayne Vs. Lil Lenox

Lil Lenox from Skip Buringrud on Vimeo.

For those that don't me personally this is my son Lenox b/k/a Baby Zeus and yours truly getting dumb to "Go Dj" by the Young Man Young Carter Fly Weezy F. Baby himself.

I'm not sure why people complain about having kids? They're like miniature drunk people that you can take everywhere with you plus you get to dress them however you want and they love you more than any person you've ever known.

Lenox and Super Bowl Sunday

Everyone prefers to think that they live completely unique lives. In a sense we all do as no one single person lives as another, but I whole heartedly believe this thing called "life" through my eyes is one long and strange trip.




My son is 2 1/2 and dresses better than most adults.



Lenox got to pick out his own set of Matchbox cars. He went with the "law enforcement" set. I was very disappointed.



Look how he's sitting. Who does that? Shirt off, sweat pants, sitting there all cool and sh*t.



The world's smallest RUN DMC fan. "The king of rock/there is none higher/sucker mcs should call me sire."



Skateboard L is still on the grind even when it's 44 degrees.



Dump truck. I didn't get a good picture, but Lenox and Go-Go a.k.a Gordon were rolling these Tonka trucks down the hill and making them crash into a fence. It was pretty awesome.



If Lenox just got up and left the house without me I honestly believe he would do just fine.



Let me see your donut face.



He has this new technique where he eats ONLY the frosting parts off a donut. I call it the "Thanks You Little Jerk" donut technique.



After hanging with L all day I went to Ciera and Robbie's Super Bowl Party. This picture sums up my entire experience.



Beer posers and doggystyle blow jobs.



Three dimensional shotgunning.



Peer Pressure.



The hostess with the mostess.



America....F*CK YEAH!!!