He's like "Is it candy? What? Ahhhh nah then fuck it."
That is his motto for EVERYTHING.
And don't get him angry. You won't like Baby Zeus when he's angry.
Showing posts with label Baby Zeus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baby Zeus. Show all posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Baby Zeus Purge
My son is cooler than I ever was. The little dude just has the best attitude about life.
He's like "Is it candy? What? Ahhhh nah then fuck it."
That is his motto for EVERYTHING.
And don't get him angry. You won't like Baby Zeus when he's angry.
He's like "Is it candy? What? Ahhhh nah then fuck it."
That is his motto for EVERYTHING.
And don't get him angry. You won't like Baby Zeus when he's angry.
Friday, February 12, 2010
SDTW Dad
My son Baby Zeus a.k.a Little L a.k.a Lenox had a tough day today.
Dude was taking a shit and fell off his stool head first.
He was fine. In fact he was laughing too so don't call CPS on me you snitch ass mark ass snitches.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Joose Day
Going against my better judgment I decided to attend Joose Day with Baby Zeus. It was actually quite tame and it turns out there was a full on water park right there that Lenox played in for nearly 3 hours.
You ain't never thizzed? Where you from, Squaresville?
Look at these little guys. How could you not want to be 4 again?
We all hope this man never breeds. Lord knows he loves "practicing."
Nick Set Byrd Gang ppprrrrraaaaaapppppppppp!!!
The last thing a rape victim sees before they die.
Joose Bros.
Ice cream song starts bumping and Bradley goes running. Look at him, practically salivating at the thought of getting his greasy mitts on a Astro Pop.
Water melon.
High fives.
These assh*les were at Cal Anderson Park earlier in the day. Hey! This ain't Quebec you f*ckin loons. Go do your Cirque De So Lame crap somewhere else and stop harshing my mellow.
This was an lcd menu for the hot dog cart outside the War Room. You know the one I speak of. It's the one that turns what you think is a great late night snack into painful diarrhea the next morning also known as "Bud Butt".
You ain't never thizzed? Where you from, Squaresville?
Look at these little guys. How could you not want to be 4 again?
We all hope this man never breeds. Lord knows he loves "practicing."
Nick Set Byrd Gang ppprrrrraaaaaapppppppppp!!!
The last thing a rape victim sees before they die.
Joose Bros.
Ice cream song starts bumping and Bradley goes running. Look at him, practically salivating at the thought of getting his greasy mitts on a Astro Pop.
Water melon.
High fives.
These assh*les were at Cal Anderson Park earlier in the day. Hey! This ain't Quebec you f*ckin loons. Go do your Cirque De So Lame crap somewhere else and stop harshing my mellow.
This was an lcd menu for the hot dog cart outside the War Room. You know the one I speak of. It's the one that turns what you think is a great late night snack into painful diarrhea the next morning also known as "Bud Butt".
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Minihipster.com
If you're an avid reader of SDTW then you already know about my son Lenox a.k.a Baby Zeus. He is a legend amongst the crew here in Seattle, but now the whole world wide web is going to have to deal with him as he just got accepted on minihipster.com.
The Minihipster is a street fashion blog for kids they deem "cool" or "hip" with correspondents in New York, London, Barcelona, and Melbourne.
A little bonus history on the origins of "Baby Zeus" if you're not in the know.
JR of the dubious Winner's Cirle and I were sitting in The Circle where I was telling him how Lenox had ripped the screen off my laptop the night before. He tore it clean off like Lou Ferigno on coke. JR was having trouble remembering Lenox's name for whatever reason.
His first stab at trying to remember was "Zeus." I stared at him to make sure he was serious and I couldn't believe that he thought I would name my son Zeus. As far as I could tell he was dead serious and from there on it was Baby Zeus although Little L, General Lenisimo, and Lenaisance Man are all acceptable substitutes.
Link:
Baby Zeus x Minihipster.com
Also props to Jordan Loves Kats
The Minihipster is a street fashion blog for kids they deem "cool" or "hip" with correspondents in New York, London, Barcelona, and Melbourne.
A little bonus history on the origins of "Baby Zeus" if you're not in the know.
JR of the dubious Winner's Cirle and I were sitting in The Circle where I was telling him how Lenox had ripped the screen off my laptop the night before. He tore it clean off like Lou Ferigno on coke. JR was having trouble remembering Lenox's name for whatever reason.
His first stab at trying to remember was "Zeus." I stared at him to make sure he was serious and I couldn't believe that he thought I would name my son Zeus. As far as I could tell he was dead serious and from there on it was Baby Zeus although Little L, General Lenisimo, and Lenaisance Man are all acceptable substitutes.
Link:
Baby Zeus x Minihipster.com
Also props to Jordan Loves Kats
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Happy Birthday
Lenox a.k.a Baby Zeus a.k.a Little L a.k.a Lenox Lickshot turned 2 today. If you see that little m*tha f*cka give him a pound.
Look at him all passed out and sh*t. Get a job bum!
Sike.
I love this little guy more then the entire world.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Ghost Show Pictures
Here's some flicks from Ghost's show at The BLVD Gallery. Ever since those d*cks at Alaska Airlines stole my camera out of my check-in bag for blow money I have been sans a digital camera. It bums me out to no end. The things I see on a daily basis could fill up these digital pages to the brim, but without the photos for the visual it would be pointless.
So I borrowed a camera for the night and only snapped a few shoddy flicks.
Above: My favorite piece from the show
Above: Trouble in the making
Above: Baby Zeus riding an o.g Powell Mike Vallely board
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Above: After he got done skating he went and put the moves on this pretty young thing
He got bored of making out with her (not joking) so he decided to mess with the Pubs and friends through the window
Above: More of Cousin Frank's pieces
As far as shows go this one was my favorite since moving to Seattle. I like big canvases, pieces, etc and this show had a lot of them. I even copped a piece for myself (not pictured) which is only the second piece of original artwork I've ever purchased if that means anything. Skate decks and prints don't count folks.
So I borrowed a camera for the night and only snapped a few shoddy flicks.
Above: My favorite piece from the show
Above: Trouble in the making
Above: Baby Zeus riding an o.g Powell Mike Vallely board
\Above: After he got done skating he went and put the moves on this pretty young thing
He got bored of making out with her (not joking) so he decided to mess with the Pubs and friends through the window
Above: More of Cousin Frank's pieces
As far as shows go this one was my favorite since moving to Seattle. I like big canvases, pieces, etc and this show had a lot of them. I even copped a piece for myself (not pictured) which is only the second piece of original artwork I've ever purchased if that means anything. Skate decks and prints don't count folks.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Bum Rushed
If you haven't noticed who this little raggamuffin is by now then you'll never know.
Lenox a.k.a Little L a.k.a 41st Side a.k.a Baby Zeus
This dude is my heart.
The nick name Baby Zeus is courtesy of J.R.
Story goes:
JR: Dude, I'm so sorry I f*ckin always feel like such a dick for forgetting your son's name.
Me: You should.
JR: What is it again, it's like Zeus or something right?
Me: Yeah, I named my son Zeus. Are you serious?
JR: Laughs
Me: Laughs
JR: F*ckin' Baby Zeus
Me: From this day forward that is how he shall be known
Also Lenox would shortly after this incident ripped my Mac laptop in two with his bare hands. He just ripped it like it was nothing. I now use an external monitor for that computer. We refer to the incident as Black Saturday.
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