2nd Annual Joose Day

Last year I brought Baby Zeus to this.

That was actually not a bad move.

After he played in water all day I had to take him home because he was getting pretty tuckered out.

Had I not done that I probably would have ended up in jail or gotten shot.

I've seen a lot of parties in my life, but these Seattle motherfuckers just take it to another level.

You're welcome to come, but don't say I didn't warn you.

SDTW New Tattoo

Got a new tattoo last night.

This character really needs no introduction, but for those of you who are sufferers of down syndrome check the clip below.



Todd: "Give me your fruity whips and those nachos and I might not shove these handlebars up your butt!"

S.D.H.C #2

9/11 x WWF collabo

Sent from:

Olympia, Washington

S.D.H.C #1

You get it?

aDIOs. Fucking Ronnie James RIP.

Super Duty Hooligans Club is now in business.

Our shits got a "sick as fuck" logo and a little water mark for all you bitch made tumblr pussies that steal my shit without letting people know how much radder this blog is than yours.

If you want some sort of credit for sending in your original photos I can put your name or some shit in the post.

Here is the offcial S.D.H.C logo designed by my favorite artist in the world Sergio Algot Bogiore. Dude doesn't have a website or a twitter or any of that gay shit so don't ask me for one.



Get used to this feature because it is probably going to take over me having to find bull shit to write on here.

SDTW Big Chune Prediction

The title of the song translates to "Something Goes Go" or some retarded shit. My Jamaicans never cease to amaze me with their wacky spellings and phrases. It is partly why I find the culture so endearing and why I never get bored with the music.

The spelling shit does not matter. This tune is big big and it does "go going" or whatever the fuck they are trying to say.

ALLLIIIIAAAANNNCEEEEEE

Props to Hugh Knight for the heads up on the tune

Update* Gideon says it translates "Something gonna happen" which I think makes a bit more sense. Jamaicans are still crazy though.

Slayer

I can't say I grew up on Slayer. In fact I was quite petrified of them. I thought I would go to hell just by staring at the cover of a Slayer album. Granted I was like fucking 11 years old and did not know any better.

Now I can listen to Slayer and know eternal damnation does not wait for me. Plus as a bonus if there is an underworld I will be on the winning team because Slayer will obviously be the Supreme Dark Lords of said underworld and all their fans will be the ruling majority.


Downloads In The Abyss

S.D.H.C

Thanks to everyone sending in pics.

I'm waiting until I get this logo done and then shit will be rollin.

Famous Retards

I really have no empathy for celebrities. 90% of the time they are asking for whatever comes to them.

Once you sign up to be famous or a celebrity you are basically throwing in the towel on your privacy. However, celebrities are not as big of retards as the people who vigilantly follow them i.e fat chicks.

Have fun explaining to your kids that you sold a video of you fucking for 100k because you need to buy another Sea Doo.

P.S I am well aware that by commenting on this makes me guilty of perpetuating this bullshit.

If you are upset about that I always encourage readers to write their concerns down and send them to:

Department Of Someone Who Gives A Fuck
Suite#2800
Gofuckyourself, WA, 98000

¡Orale!

SDTW supports all the Mexican homies.

Middle finger and dick grab in Arizona's face all day.

Reggae Album Cover Art

Clint Eastwood cover for the win.

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

For all you Aussie gronks

Bret Michaels

My life was looking pretty grim until I read the 9 most inspiring words of my life "Bret Michaels Kept The Bandana On In The Hospital" and then everything suddenly changed.

Brett was able to stay strong and keep "rocking" even though the doctors were trying to get him to sell out and shit.

Knowing Brett stayed true helps me get through my shitty job and life.

Read Here

Note*

That is a headline from CNN by the way.

Dear CNN,

Thanks for the great work.

Love,

SDTW

I Heart The Internets

"That might be true if "the game" is competitive honey bun eating, but even then I'd like to see the other contestants.

The missing house number and candy cane lawn ornaments put the finishing touches on what might be the worst photo ever taken."

Snaked from LordsOfApathy

I would have just said "Precious 2"

Too easy?

SDTW Presents "Hooligans Club" or S.D.H.C

Ever since I blew "dafuckup" on this internet shit mad motherfuckers be sending me shit in my email and even regular mail.

Don't get me wrong I get a shit load of crap too.

My favorite emails though are when dudes just send me shit on some clowning type shit.

Things like this sent in from Eat My Shorts:


All it said was "Who the fuck wears Wu-Wear?"

It got me thinking. There are an army of assholes like myself that share my contempt of popular culture.

And with that I give you....S.D.H.C or "Super Duty Hooligans Club" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

What is S.D.H.C?

Instead of me being the only asshole snapping pictures of fucktards or some sort of shenanigan I am hereby making all of my loyal readers into card carrying members of the Super Duty Hooligans Club.

To be a respected member you will need to submit photos/videos via email that either you or a friend took of something that needs to be clowned on, ripped on, ranted on, made fun of, or just plane old questioned.

*DO NOT send me fucking "Chocolate Rain" or some other viral bullshit claiming it is you. I will only post original stuff.

You've seen me post my own photo recon shots of:

- Utili-Kilt assholes
- Bumper sticker retards
- Weirdos
- Crazy signs
- Blatantly racist shit
- Street art fails
- Posers
- Fashion Don'ts
- Anything generally awesome

And stuff of that nature, but now I have 20,000 eyes an ears all over the world. Consider it my attempt at even the scales.

Also if anyone wants to mock a logo up for S.D.H.C that would look good as a watermark (if you dont know what that is you shouldn't bother sending in one) I will give you credit and pretend to respect you.

Ready, set, go.....

Graffiti: My Anti Drug