I Heart The Internets

My dude...

You are wasting your time and flower money.




If you want Megan Fox's nappy dugout on your dick you need to adjust your hustle and get your Brian Austin Green on homie.

Famous Retards

I really have no empathy for celebrities. 90% of the time they are asking for whatever comes to them.

Once you sign up to be famous or a celebrity you are basically throwing in the towel on your privacy. However, celebrities are not as big of retards as the people who vigilantly follow them i.e fat chicks.

Have fun explaining to your kids that you sold a video of you fucking for 100k because you need to buy another Sea Doo.

P.S I am well aware that by commenting on this makes me guilty of perpetuating this bullshit.

If you are upset about that I always encourage readers to write their concerns down and send them to:

Department Of Someone Who Gives A Fuck
Suite#2800
Gofuckyourself, WA, 98000