So let's go ahead and get this started.
Would You Rather

Have your girlfriend/wife/special someone have only one leg for the rest of her life which would be removed painlessly in her sleep.
Or...

Would you rather she have a permanent mustache that could not be shaved off or removed or altered in anyway. We are talking Magnum P.I style 'stache for life.
Put your answers and reasons in the comments.
one leg gone is not that bad..and get some hot pirate outfits..awesome
ReplyDeleteYou could give her peg leg a kickstand too!
ReplyDeleteI like it how "the leg is removed painlessly in her sleep", thats sweet. Definately one legged. Theres gotta be a fetish empire out there waiting to be built, and shoe shopping gets cheaper.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides a mo is only for the boss.
I'll take the Heather Mills version over the "Misstache" anyday... -JB
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