SDTW Look Books Are For Assholes

Okay, let's say I buy into this whole "mountain man" motif you guys are pitching here.

I have climbed zero mountains in my life, but science and common sense both tell me that cargo sweat pants are not going to fucking cut it at that elevation player.

Oh and not to be a stickler for accuracy, but what the fuck is the point of a map with no fucking information on it?

Where you planning this ambitious and fashionable expedition to? Nowhereistan? Guessafornia?

Oh and what's that you got there? Luggage? The fuck you need luggage for? You gonna play dress up at 5,000 ft too?

This whole shit is some serious limp wristed REI swag jack to the tenth power.

This wouldn't even have caught made my radar if you were wearing said kit in front of a coffee shop because that is a part of my daily RSISD or my "Retarded Shit I See Daily" quota for those of you not in the know.

I'd rather see 10 juggalos than one fucking wannabe Wherpa (white sherpa).

Happy Friday.