Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Bagua x Wu Tang



Any self respecting god would not wear these glorified aqua socks.

The RZA is the Samuel L. Jackson of rap.

He will say "YES" to ANYTHING.

Off the top ideas that RZA would say yes to:

- Wu-Tang Logo parachutes

"Yo where my killa chute at, god?"

- Wu-Tang x Joe Boxers

"Wear Wu-Tang x Joe Boxers so your dick can breathe"

- Wu-Tang Crocs

"Finally Crocs for all the gods AND the earths"

- Official Wu-Tang brand switch blade comb

I'm running out of steam.

Feel free to add any other awesome Wu-Tang product ideas below.

Also f.y.i I've hung with RZA twice and the dude is awesome. He just likes putting that "W" on anything and I don't blame him.

SDTW On A Stroll



Best signs in the city.

Whoever does the signs for this Seattle deli should be famous.

Just saying.

SDTW Asks?



To Utility Kilt Urban Warrior-

Why?

Why in Thor's name do you even fucking feel the need to wear a kilt? It is not even a real kilt homie. It is some "new jack" version of a kilt with fucking cargo pockets and who knows what else.

Dude, if you're Scottish and want to wear a kilt. That is fine with me. Do you homie. I have zero problem with that, but if you are named Todd and you work at Staples and on your off day you try and get your William Wallace on in the fucking city then please please please do it somewhere where we don't have to see it.

But SDTW, you are just finding a photo and ripping on this dude on the internet. That's kind of pussy.

WRONG!

I walked right up on dude and snapped him with my phone. Had he asked me what I was doing I would told him that I was taking a picture of his sissy skirt and to not start his period just yet.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

You Suck At Photoshop



This dude is killing it right now.

Such a brilliant concept. A photoshop guru offers lessons while not so subtlety hinting at his dissolving marriage. If you have played with Photoshop at all it becomes even funnier. As a bonus his homie keep skyping in telling him how pussy he is for living with his slutty wife.

Watch all of them. Trust me.

Not Using Common Sense



If I cared about Common's music I would be horribly bummed, but I don't.

I like "I Used To Love H.E.R" and this one rap where he said he was "relaxed like Dru Down's hair."That's about it.

Don't be mad at Lonnie he needs the money. Those gay ass hats he makes aren't cheap blood.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

When You Run Out Of Ganja



Wow.

Jack mode from:

Dank Nuggzz

Harry Brown



The o.g geezer returns for another "one man on a mission" film.

Michael Caine fucking rules.


Watch Here

Who is Super Duty Tough Work?



I am the King Of Posers. My posse consists solely of Cam'ron and Morrissey (no homo).

I am the authority on all things cool and my mighty blog can end your existence should I feel the urge to smite you.

Kneel before your new god.

For the record remember a few simple rules about this blog:

1.) Nothing ever written on here matters
2.) Blogs do not matter
3.) My mom reads SDTW
4.) Your mom reads SDTW
5.) I have a ten inch dick
6.) My other blog is your sister

Now get the fuck off the internet and have a good Zombie Jesus weekend dudes!

Petro In Bristol



Some lame ass dude: "Oh whatever. That's that "hipster" style bull shit. That's just hipster drug graffiti shit."

Da'fuckouttahere.

Hipster my dick, fool.

You already know how I feel about THAT word anyways.

The name of the game is to have fun and mark surfaces.

That's all.

And from the looks of this Petro show in Bristol, dude is probably having loads of fun doing what he does.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Horace Ferguson "Sensi Addict"

Run it....

Pops Be Tripping

I'm glad that even this Czechoslovakian (total fucking guess) Dad knows how lame hanging out in your room, filming yourself, and listening to "American" rap is.



I would send him a fucking t shirt if I knew where this champion of realness lived.





World Lon't Listen?



So I had the "brilliant" idea to do a sketch for my buddy WWL.

The only problem is I just now realized before I posted this up that I did WLL instead.

I feel like a failure.

At any rate I still stand by the sentiment to re-incarcerate him.

Dude is a two legged liability if there ever was one.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

TheWorldsBestEver x SDTW Present: Sound Boy Advice



Two weeks ago the dudes from TheWorldsBestEver asked if I would make a mix of songs (not mixed, but more of a play list) comprised of any music I wanted.

I took the opportunity to go through my hard drive and my other laptop to compile songs from my favorite genre of the last few years which is digital 80's dancehall. I narrowed the list to 47 scorchers. That was way too long so I shaved that down into 18 tunes plus an intro that I chopped together in Garage Band cause I'm well hard on Garage Band tings. You know dis fam. Dont believe me rudeboy? Ask mi bredren THIS

Dancehall STILL manages to go unaffected in the States (at least) by viral culture and the internet. The only crossover we've had in the last 5 years was "Welcome To Jamrock" and an occasional Sean Paul tune. That is it. IN the UK that may not be the case. Here in the U.S though I can go nearly anywhere I want and I know there will be no dancehall being played. There will not be some kid running around with a Mavado shirt on. Why? I guess because of the "patois" barrier. Or maybe it is due to the fact that dancehall has never really broken through for more than a few weeks on the charts. It is the eternal musical genre underdog. There will be no Supercat x The Hundreds tee shirt and thank God for that. While Bad Brains, Joy Division, Maiden, NWA, Slayer, Public Enemy, and the like become just brands for other brands to leech off there sitting in the corner will be dancehall. Your favorite band's logo is already being raped into some bullshit tee shirt that will be sold to some asshole who wants you to know what is on his fucking iPod. Yup. That is the long and short of it.

To me dancehall is pure and self generating. It does not conform to any fads other than its own. The fads that do come out of dancehall culture are purely ridiculous i.e daggering, silly dance troops, fashion dont's, pop culture references, and everything else.

The 1980's saw the rise of a new form of reggae and what we now refer to now as dancehall. As roots reggae started to get heavier both in dub form and what was coming out of the studios from session bands like The Roots Radics the music at some point became entirely digital. Most people point to Jammy's "Sleng Teng" riddim as the turning point, but a lot of people were already using digital production by that time. Sleng Teng more or less was the the nail in the coffin.

This period is where I plucked all of these tunes. It starts with some more rub-a-dub type stuff, but as soon as you get to "Hog In A Minty" it is pure digital digital roughness. It slows back down at the end, but that is after the music "bruks" your nanny's pussyhole.

Apologies for the slackness.

The cover I designed is a tribute to my personal favorite illustrator Wilfred Limonious. As far as I can gather Limonoius has no known website, contact, or representation. His illustrations captured the era better than any photograph could have. The dude is like Nagel of dancehall.

Anyways, I'm done nerding out. Just go to the link below and download the bloodclot thing unless you're retarded. I will post up a tracked out version soon, but for now fuck with the whole thing mixed into one long chune.



Sound Advice 45: TheWorldsBestEver

Play List:

Intro - Bad Man Skip
Shaolin Pat - Nicodemus
Identity - Early B
DJ Daddy - Lone Ranger
Why Won’t You Come On - Little John
Gi Mi Wha Mi Want - Michael Palmer
Experience - Tonto Irie
What A Ride - Supercat
Hog In A Minty - Nitty Gritty
Original Kuff - Chaka Demus
Punnany - Admiral Bailey
Heart Breaker - Half Pint
Come Me Just a Come - Tenor Saw
Youths of Today - White Mice
E20 - Wayne Smith
You Betta Know - Mikey General
Me Ave A Likkle Sound - King Kong
Lost Mi Love - Yellowman
Roll Call - Tenor Saw

SDTW Photoshop Skillz



Fear And Bloating...

Jordan Loves Kats

Jordan Loves Kats has quickly become a staple in the Seattle pool of noteworthy talent.

This is a teaser trailer of a day in the life of Jordan Loves Kats.

It doesn't show much, but when the full thing comes out you'll get a bigger picture of the littlest homie.


A Day in the Life - Teaser from Canh Solo on Vimeo.