SDTW Photoshop Skillz

Based In Space 24/7 (mixed pixel layers on computer screen)

Price $42,000

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

I don't know why I thought this was funny because I don't really fucks with Star Wars.

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I can't stand that faux comic book art that mixtapes have been doing for the last decade. You know where everyone looks all shiny and they all of sudden don't have razor bumps. Right dude. Right.

So....

I was thrilled to see Slay just do it proper with a capital P with this one.

- Open space photo and Kay Slay photo
- Make the space photo background layer
- Cut out Kay Slay
- Add outer glow
- Insert text titles
- Done

Fucking fire.

Here's the mix if you want it.

Redemption Mixtape"

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Dead that shit.

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Dear Streetwear-

I made this for you.

Don't trip about biting it.

Use this "hella sick" graphic instead of using a rap album cover from the 90's.

You're welcome dawgs.

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This design and this photo took zero talent to create.

The difference though is some stupid luxury brand will pay you 5 grand to shoot coke head retards with your camera in some art loft in the Lower East Side where as my design services will earn me a big bowl of "broke as fuck" flakes.

For anyone young and talented out there:

Should you ever get the opportunity to sell out and get paid a lot of money to make something lame.... do it. Do it and never look back. You won't be able to even hear all haters when you are on some beach in Fiji getting a hand job under your beach towel from some aspiring jeans model.

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It makes my brain hurt to see the media go crazy over athletes that do not even commit actual crimes.

Obviously, Tiger comes to mind, but you can list off 100's of athletes who have had a media circus surround them for not even breaking an actual law.

Ray Lewis though...

That dude killed a motherfucker.

AND HE PLAYS IN THE NFL.

Whenever someone tries to blame me for something I usually just say "Oh yeah, well Ray Lewis killed a guy."

It's called blame shifting and it works wonders.

Try it yourself.

GetnLoose.Com

I am SDTW and I approve this message.

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Just say no.

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Fear And Bloating...

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Rest in peace to the lil' homie Rest In Peace Shirt.

You will be missed.

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The addiction no one is willing to talk about.

Did you know in the United States every 8 minutes another young black male is introduced to the movie "Scarface"?

Up until now there had been no scientific studies done on the effects of Scarface on young black teens.

We now have the results from those studies and the numbers are frightening.

Statistics show that nearly 1 in 4 black males has seen the movie "Scarface" over 34 times by the age of 20. Most males in the study cited it as "the best movie ever made."

Similar studies showed strikingly similar statistics among white males with the film "KIDS".

The effects of "Scarface" being so popular almost too numerous to count, but teh most visible effects can be seen with rappers, small time drug dealers, and college dorm room poster sales.

Now there is hope. We can now offer an advanced 5-step program for those addicted to this decent, but completely overly rated 80's film. We can help.

With help from the B.G.A.2.S group "the world really can be yours."

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You can't spell "believe" without "lie".

Sorry to get all artsy on you.

I will most likely return to designing shit that involves cartoons pissing on each other or something equally as immature.

*Update



Uh yeah so it was brought to my attention that this is strikingly similar to Criss Angel's new show title logo.

I would like to point out to all of you that I am so far removed from anything that involves Criss Angel that there is no way I would have known. Now that I do know I am going to chop off one of my fingers as an act of contrition. Oh the shame.

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I've been mulling this one over in my head for a while now.

Feels good to just release it off into the wild.

Enjoy.

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In this little number we get some insight on things that Bounty Killer does not approve of.

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No one is touching my dude Snow Weasel.

No one.

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Free up Ninjaman!

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A message to you Rudy.

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I love pum pum and dancehall.

These are facts.