You Suck At Photoshop

This dude is killing it right now.

Such a brilliant concept. A photoshop guru offers lessons while not so subtlety hinting at his dissolving marriage. If you have played with Photoshop at all it becomes even funnier. As a bonus his homie keep skyping in telling him how pussy he is for living with his slutty wife.

Watch all of them. Trust me.

Thomas Bruso a.k.a Epic Beard Man Post Fight

The dude that rules the internet in his first post fight interview.

This is what the internet is SUPPOSED to be about.

Showing how bitch made some dudes are.

The attacker(apparently on parole) got his ass whooped by a 67 year old dude with nothing to lose.

Never ever under any circumstances start a fight with someone who appears like they have nothing to lose. That is a bad move playboy.

If you didn't see the fight peep it HERE

2009 Top 5 Viral Videos

Viral videos are awesome. They will never get played out. All you have to do is the say the phrase "Yo son, did you see the clip of dude....." and instantly everyone is either listening to your every word or better yet running to their computer or iPhone looking up the video.

Plus you get to describe things that are so out of pocket.

For example:

"Ummm type in 5 dudes sexing up furniture to Pretty Ricky song."

And like the champ that it is the internet delivers.

Compiling this list was hard and there was no real way to really comb through the year's best of fairly. If you got a heater that you haven't seen on here specifically put it in the comments.

#5 Juggalo The Gathering Infomercial



God this one will bum you out for life, but much like a car wreck there is no turning away from the horror that is Juggalos.

"On stage kickin' the Faygo"

"The Gathering prides itself on providing only the best from the underground music primarily the wicked shit."

Wow.

#4 Bangs "Take You To The Movies"



I like this song. No really. I like this song. I mean the dude has a fucking point at least. He wants to take shorty to the movies. He is willing to purchase said shorty popcorn and things she likes.

I don't think he could make it any clearer.

#3 Drunkest Guy Ever Goes Back For More Beer



Dude was an over night sensation. He is either the single most drunk dude ever to be recorded or the world's best physical comedian.

I like this particular version with the dramatic score.

#2 Your Business Card Is Crap



This dude.

My man here is dropping so much science.

"It took me 25 years to design this."

"It doesn't fit in a rolodex because it DOESN'T belong in a rolodex."

#1 Christian Side Hug



I really can not describe this clip. It is the single funniest viral clip of the year, yet most intellectually offensive clip I have ever seen.

Who are these buffoons?

Who let them do this at church no less?

Why did they write this song?

What in god's name is a fucking a side hug?

So many unanswered questions.