Tuesday, January 31, 2012
SDTW Shurt Feelings #6
Tuck Fuesdays son.
It goes:
Pick t shirt. Explain how cool it is.
Explain to me why this is a thing?
The fuck is wrong with your brain. Let me get this straight so this graphic is a hot chick in sunglasses who is in a strip club (indoors with sunglasses on mind you) staring at some other loser chick stripping and you're watching her watch the stripper? Am I missing something? Oh and b tee dubs, cute v-neck bro! You totally don't look like you're in heavy rape mode or anything.
I debated with myself on picking this one because for it to work you have to admit that you know what Mac Miller is. I in fact, know what it is. Congrats guys, you've made me want to kill myself now.
This shirt is fucking sickey sickersons. It's like a Slayer tee, but instead it says PLAYER. I guess that's one of the perks of being an assistant manager at Hot Topic. You get first dibs on anything that is awesome and will help you get a crazy unsatisfactory hand job from the new girl cause you told her you could buy her and her high school friends 4Lokos after you get off your shift.
Did you not read your own shirt? Everybody eats! That means eat you too, plehbwoy. It says you, yes you, are allowed to eat. Go get a sandwich b. Treat yourself to something other than Coke Zero for once. You have the shirt's blessing.
This is not a phrase.
For more amazing graphic tees go to KARMALOOP
It goes:
Pick t shirt. Explain how cool it is.
Explain to me why this is a thing?
The fuck is wrong with your brain. Let me get this straight so this graphic is a hot chick in sunglasses who is in a strip club (indoors with sunglasses on mind you) staring at some other loser chick stripping and you're watching her watch the stripper? Am I missing something? Oh and b tee dubs, cute v-neck bro! You totally don't look like you're in heavy rape mode or anything.
I debated with myself on picking this one because for it to work you have to admit that you know what Mac Miller is. I in fact, know what it is. Congrats guys, you've made me want to kill myself now.
This shirt is fucking sickey sickersons. It's like a Slayer tee, but instead it says PLAYER. I guess that's one of the perks of being an assistant manager at Hot Topic. You get first dibs on anything that is awesome and will help you get a crazy unsatisfactory hand job from the new girl cause you told her you could buy her and her high school friends 4Lokos after you get off your shift.
Did you not read your own shirt? Everybody eats! That means eat you too, plehbwoy. It says you, yes you, are allowed to eat. Go get a sandwich b. Treat yourself to something other than Coke Zero for once. You have the shirt's blessing.
This is not a phrase.
For more amazing graphic tees go to KARMALOOP
P for Prez...
3:28 killing it.
THENNNNN
I took a peek down at the comments and came across this gem:
SO THENNNNNNNNNN
I looked to see what kind of media this king was producing and came across this video of some toy in the woods painting a "wall" of Saran Wrap between two trees. Talk about sticking to what you know, I fucking hate saran wrap.
PUNCHLINE
THENNNNN
I took a peek down at the comments and came across this gem:
SO THENNNNNNNNNN
I looked to see what kind of media this king was producing and came across this video of some toy in the woods painting a "wall" of Saran Wrap between two trees. Talk about sticking to what you know, I fucking hate saran wrap.
PUNCHLINE
Monday, January 30, 2012
Rihanna Doesn't Have A Good Relationship With Her Father
And not to bust stones, but it is a five head.
I know, I know that's splitting hairs.
Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 Coming Soon
SDTW and our bruhs at IMNOTATOY and THEKIDMERO are almost done getting this 90's east coast mix done.
No occult NY chopped n screwed faux trap lean rap business allowed.
Taking it back to that hockey jersey and hoody rap-izms.
Yadda mean?
Thursday, January 26, 2012
RIP Winston Riley
Winston Riley was shot in the head at his home in Jamaica in November of last year. He eventually passed away on January 19th.
Winston produced so many good songs it would be impossible to really even cover them all.
But I think "Ring The Alarm" is probably his most important tune.
Run it.
LargeUp has a nice tribute up with 10 of his best productions.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
How To Get On SDTW 101
First and foremost, it's really not that hard nor is it even something to be proud of to be posted on SDTW, but here's how to do it since I get a bagillion infinity emails that go something like this:
"Yo SDTW- Sup dawg? Ur shit is mad jokes man. Yo post our new video that I made on my Auntzs iMac. We wuz gunna get like the homie that knows Keak Da Sneak to get to be like in it but couldnt and shit. But like thanks 4 posting it dawg."
Probably not the best approach kids.
Here's a better way.
I got an email from this dude Emil. He's from Sweden or some shit.
He said that he just made a video with Sadat X and wasn't sure how to get it out there and thought maybe if I liked it that I could possibly post it.
Now in my mind I'm like, ahhh shit this European dude just got took for a bunch of money by a 90's rapper cause he was star struck (no offense its just really common). Like right now Das FX could get 7 g's to play one set in Bulgaria. Google it bro.
Anyways, here is the important part:
I don't give a shit about Sadat X, rap, or dudes from Sweden. The dude just made a really well shot video and simply sent a normal ass email.
That's it. Sometimes we get it, sometimes we don't. Simple as that.
We are more than happy to post good shit from our readers. This ain't no serious business.
"Yo SDTW- Sup dawg? Ur shit is mad jokes man. Yo post our new video that I made on my Auntzs iMac. We wuz gunna get like the homie that knows Keak Da Sneak to get to be like in it but couldnt and shit. But like thanks 4 posting it dawg."
Probably not the best approach kids.
Here's a better way.
I got an email from this dude Emil. He's from Sweden or some shit.
He said that he just made a video with Sadat X and wasn't sure how to get it out there and thought maybe if I liked it that I could possibly post it.
Now in my mind I'm like, ahhh shit this European dude just got took for a bunch of money by a 90's rapper cause he was star struck (no offense its just really common). Like right now Das FX could get 7 g's to play one set in Bulgaria. Google it bro.
Anyways, here is the important part:
I don't give a shit about Sadat X, rap, or dudes from Sweden. The dude just made a really well shot video and simply sent a normal ass email.
That's it. Sometimes we get it, sometimes we don't. Simple as that.
We are more than happy to post good shit from our readers. This ain't no serious business.
Sadat X - Remember That from Love Strandell on Vimeo.
Prestigious Knowledge Show Is Coming (Part 2)
Released two little somethings from the world's worst podcast show that no one has ever heard of.
Check the SoundCloud page for a little preview.
PRESTIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE TEASERS
Monday, January 23, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
SDTW Just Waiting To Sell Out
If you are a shitty t-shirt brand, real famous website, store, terrible aspiring rapper, or band that kind of sounds like Joy Division but with a modern twist.....
Please feel free to hit us at the corporate email located to the right. We will gladly add a banner on our site for the right price. By price we mean U.S currency not an envelope full of stickers or dank nugz.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
SOPA IS FOR ASSHOLES
This is not a political issue.
This is real simple.
Hollywood/Media companies are paying also know as "lobbying" Congress to pass two bills SOPA and PIPA both are meant to make it harder for foreign sites to pirate movies, music, programs, etc. Fair enough.
BUT......
The bills are written in a way that basically gives Congress some real big brother type power. They already have laws to protect copyright infringement. PIPA already passed, but it could be delayed.
Half of the sites in our blog roll including SDTW could be blacked out for numerous reasons without any warning or ability to get them unblocked.
All you have to do is type your first, last name, zip code, and email. It's through Google so the shit is safe.
It's on the right hand side.
CLICK HERE
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This is real simple.
Hollywood/Media companies are paying also know as "lobbying" Congress to pass two bills SOPA and PIPA both are meant to make it harder for foreign sites to pirate movies, music, programs, etc. Fair enough.
BUT......
The bills are written in a way that basically gives Congress some real big brother type power. They already have laws to protect copyright infringement. PIPA already passed, but it could be delayed.
Half of the sites in our blog roll including SDTW could be blacked out for numerous reasons without any warning or ability to get them unblocked.
All you have to do is type your first, last name, zip code, and email. It's through Google so the shit is safe.
It's on the right hand side.
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
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