SDTW Shurt Feelings #2

You know the game by now. Pick out some outstanding graphic tee shirts and discuss their merit.

Here we go...

At what point did rap/music fans start concerning themselves with the age of their money? Unless your last name is Carnegie or your grandpa looks like the Monopoly Man it's a safe bet all your money is in fact NEW money.

I am not actually concerned with the design on this shirt. I just think it's sort of worthwhile to show someone actually captured in real life wearing a Play Cloths tee shirt. I thought that brand was like the chupocabre or something. An urban myth if you will.

This dude is American, but they managed to capture the whole "Japanese teenager visiting LA in the summertime vibe" to the fucking t. I can just hear him asking for directions to Fairfax in broken engrish.

No..... believe me dawg! You may as well say your dick is sponsored by herpes and your breath is sponsored by sunlit dog shit. Wearing a talking t shirt of this magnitude is gonna end any hope you have of consensual sex. You couldn't get laid if you rode a bike with training wheels in front of Jerry Sandusky's crib sucking on an otter pop.

Again, not really concerned with the design. It's more of this dude's Good Times, light a incent vibe and listen to acoustic Dead Prez "vibez" that bothers me. I get the feeling this dude was really bummed when Common's hat line went belly up. I could be wrong.

SDTW Butt Hurt Disclaimer*

All press is good press

KARMALOOP

Durag Rap Vol.2 Presented by SDTW x IMNOTATOY

Back up in this motherfucker with Durag Rap Vol.2 for those that know about that life. This mix* is the follow up to the our critically acclaimed** iTunes playlist that we released a while ago on the internets.

* there's no actual mixing plehbwoy
** a flat out lie

Vol.1 still available for free HERE

These mixes are compiled by a three man Durag Brain Trust and the selections go through several levels of approvals to ensure that the durag rap listening public is receiving the highest level of undiluted cape flowing sound.

Also both Super Duty Tough Work and IMNOTATOY have agreed in the spirit of the season that for every download we will donate a two tone durag to a youth in need.

Here's the track listing in case you're all shook to just download the shit because you think your car stereo will pistol whip your Larry ass.

Download Here:

DURAG RAP VOL.2
DURAG RAP VOL.2
DURAG RAP VOL.2

Shouts to Jerald and J.Scott

P.S Also be on the look out for Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 being presented by the three headed stick up kid hydra of SDTW, IMNOTATOY, and Victory Light

Tee Shirt Jeopardy

"What is a tee shirt that a fat woman would wear in the unemployment line, Alex"

Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal

Man, I'm seriously not happy about this. This is a fucking bad look for Earth.

Patrice O'Neal was a very funny comedian. He had an original style and just gave off that vibe that he was just on the level.

Add him to the list of comedians taken far too early: Bernie Mac, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Kinison, and the list unfortunately goes on.

Kaput

The nicest dude with a can. No seriously, the dude is a real nice guy. Don't let the whole Tupak reverse name fool you.

More here at WACKYTUPAKY

SDTW No Real Friends

New feature where I point out ideas/products/events that became a reality because no one involved had a real friend pull them aside and be like "The fuck are you doing?"

The whole theory can be summed up by Lil Wayne's wardrobe choices.

Now we are officially starting things off with the shit storm that is Lou Reed x Metallica.

*note I did not bother to listen to it, but I am old enough to know what shit looks like I don't HAVE to smell it to prove that its shit.

Ginger Rock a.k.a King Krule

Those fucking gingers are at it again.

This time trying to fuck with your head in the form of a 17 yr old day walker that has no business sounding like this.

Grab it on the sly HERE



This song is not on the EP for some reason.

Murka'

Never slippin

Mike Jack

Only let you think he was soft.

Dude was a rider.

SDTW Spread Love

In real life > tumblrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Two Tone Life

Thuggish Ruggish

Spaceghost From The 9-0 Crip

I present to you the criminally slept on Spaceghost from the 9-0 Crip.

- Gang member
- Criminal
- Fire arms expert
- Metaphor enthusiast

This dude is wild comedy. My boy rented this vhs from Blockbuster back in 1998 and I have never forgotten it since.

And I quote:

"That's like a deer with a broken leg tryna to go against a motherfuckin wild hyena. It's gonna get tore the fuck up."

In other words:

Not only is it a bad look for a deer to try and go against a hyena (a wild one at that) but with a fractured femur it is extremely short sighted on the deer's part.

That's the long and short of his point I think.

My People (Part 12)

When this dude finally gets caught for trying to fuck highschool chicks he's gonna pull this photo out in his cell and say to himself "You used to be the man, Keith."

Then he is gonna roll over and catch a jerk into his fifi.

Shout outs to all my people that be pointing out alcohol in their pictures. Let fools know you're bout that life.

SDTW Approves: Sleazy McCheesy

Dude been had the whole spray thing down, but once he found that cheeseburger-ism the game was never the same.

I can't be bothered with these curated graffitinistas, tattooey, luggae tumblr sites. People need to go out there and do. If you need that thug motivation just peep the site. Steel goes out there and does so, what's your fucking excuse?

Art, cheeseburgers, travels, sprays, out of pocket humor, and bloggings from an all around greasy renaissance man.

Get on the level

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