Shurt Feelings Returns

You would be better off wearing a #BornAgainVirgin shirt.

Four Pins asked me to do an end of the year Shurt Feelings for 2012

Read it HERE

SDTW Shurt Feelings Is Now On Four Pins

 The crew at FOUR PINS asked your boy to start writing "Shurt Feelings" for their site. 

Links to the first two volumes are below.

Enjoy.

 Vol.1 

HERE

Vol.2 

HERE

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SDTW Shurt Feelings #2

You know the game by now. Pick out some outstanding graphic tee shirts and discuss their merit.

Here we go...

At what point did rap/music fans start concerning themselves with the age of their money? Unless your last name is Carnegie or your grandpa looks like the Monopoly Man it's a safe bet all your money is in fact NEW money.

I am not actually concerned with the design on this shirt. I just think it's sort of worthwhile to show someone actually captured in real life wearing a Play Cloths tee shirt. I thought that brand was like the chupocabre or something. An urban myth if you will.

This dude is American, but they managed to capture the whole "Japanese teenager visiting LA in the summertime vibe" to the fucking t. I can just hear him asking for directions to Fairfax in broken engrish.

No..... believe me dawg! You may as well say your dick is sponsored by herpes and your breath is sponsored by sunlit dog shit. Wearing a talking t shirt of this magnitude is gonna end any hope you have of consensual sex. You couldn't get laid if you rode a bike with training wheels in front of Jerry Sandusky's crib sucking on an otter pop.

Again, not really concerned with the design. It's more of this dude's Good Times, light a incent vibe and listen to acoustic Dead Prez "vibez" that bothers me. I get the feeling this dude was really bummed when Common's hat line went belly up. I could be wrong.

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KARMALOOP

SDTW Shurt Feelings

It's that time again, where I take a peep into the fascinating world of streetwear t shirt design. Be prepared to have you mind blown away by these titans of industry.

The shirt is actually a sequel to a previous design they did called "Name 4 Things You Don't Have". Sup with this dude anyway? My boy looks like a 3 Musketeer that found a time machine to 2011.

How did it get deeper than sneakers? Do you need a degree now to collect shoes? I'd love to see the class schedule for a Sneakers Major.

Class Schedule:
- Jerking Off 103 (advanced)
- Intro To Light Skinded Rap
- Lacing/Cleaning
- Operating A T-Mobile Sidekick
- Living With Your Moms

Homie put chur lil' Eminem finger down. You look like the "boy" in a young lesbian couple. First off, I can't take anyone with the samurai pony tail serious, ever. You got fucking peace bracelets on. Don't those things make it illegal to have non mellow thoughts? If you're such a bad ass then why are you afraid to wear a t shirt that actually spells "fuck"? You look mad "p*ssy" wearing that "sh*t".

Ahhhhh, what's wrong Sebastian? Why so sad? Is the tumblr server down again? Ah man and you were gonna post "hella" filtered i-phones pics of that Sigur Ros show you went to by yourself. Well at least you got your little tattoo starter kit rocking tough.

Oh it's fucking Dartayan again. What are you modeling this time blood? Oh word? Sucker free. I don't want to be a party crasher here, but this makes ZERO MOTHERFUCKING sense.

It does not work:

- literally
- figuratively
- satirically
- metaphorically

Or any other way. How does this even exist? I would rather rock an all over print Twilight shirt than wear this fucking screen printed enigma. You are free of suckers, but have a girl clearly eating a sucker? Do you not see how this would only make sense to a retard on ecstasy?

All press is good press. So if you wanna cop any of these jawns holler at my boys

KARMALOOP