Murka'

Never slippin

Fat Teenage Jizz Bucket

There is no excuse for being a virgin homie when their are curvy dime pieces like this running around the streets just waiting to pop that shit for a bag of Funions and a warm Sparks.

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Get em gurlllllllllllllllllllll

Because Of Kim Kardashian

Fat Girls Strike Again

It looks like I've stumbled on to what is becoming an alarming trend.

Fat chicks are out for blood I guess.

Watch as these three fatties beat this dude down in New Zealand.

I've always been slightly frightened by fat chicks and this only worsens said fear.

A little life advice for all the fellas:

Never, ever, ever, try and pick a fight or even get into a heated argument with a fat chick. You have ZERO to gain. If she attacks you and you use force to stop her you will go to jail and if you try and cover up and take the hits you will look like a wanker for that too unfortunately.

The best thing to do is to make an obnoxious fart noise super loud in her face and then proceed to leave the bar, club, or public venue swiftly. Run if you need to. There is no shame in ducking from a fatso.

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Caption:

Dude 1: "Yo, where'd Derrick go?"
Dude 2: "Uh he said he was gonna go bum a smoke outside or some shit."