SDTW Photoshop Skillz

It makes my brain hurt to see the media go crazy over athletes that do not even commit actual crimes.

Obviously, Tiger comes to mind, but you can list off 100's of athletes who have had a media circus surround them for not even breaking an actual law.

Ray Lewis though...

That dude killed a motherfucker.

AND HE PLAYS IN THE NFL.

Whenever someone tries to blame me for something I usually just say "Oh yeah, well Ray Lewis killed a guy."

It's called blame shifting and it works wonders.

Try it yourself.

Ren and Stimpy

Still better than your favorite cartoon.

Character style, scoring, animation, story lines, and voice acting.

Bow to your cartoon idol.

Being Retarded Must Suck

Why do retards still believe that putting something on the back of your car or truck is the most "profound" way to share their beliefs?

I personally do not care which God you believe in or if you believe in one at all. Just don't tell someone else what they should believe.

How about this?

No one is allowed to kill anyone without their God actually present from here on out.

This means if your God physically manifests on earth you have the green light to attack and kill anyone you want. No questions asked.

Problem solved?

Coolio.

Rap Sprays

Graffiti is such an archaic term.

Rap Sprays is SO much more contemporary my duns.

Seen above:

Skary treatin' em' like prostitutes.

SDTW In The Streets

I told you the Urban Utili-Kilt Posse is big in the Pacific Northwest

Why?

I don't know, but the fact this guy went and raised the bar on his already sorry kit by throwing sandals and a gay ass dog into the mix.

SDTW In The Streets

Most people would be satisfied to just post up a photo with this dude and his bitchin coyote hat and make some snarky ass comment.



Not me.

I'm out on the streets catching these dudes in real life.

Even if I'm driving I will hit you with the camera phone jammie.

You'll know when you hear it click WACKA FLOCKA!!!!

Phillies Fan Vomits On Cop And Daughter

If you haven't heard....

This champion of awesome ralphed on an off duty cop and his kid at a Philadelphia Phillies game recently.

Of course it was in Philly.

To all my international readers you might not know this, but as far as the U.S is concerned the single worst fans in sports live in Philadelphia. I mean there are asshole fans for every team, but Philly goes hard.

Eagles fans are the real treat. Those dick heads are terrible.

So it was no surprise to me in the slightest that when I read this story that it was a Phillies fan that puked on a cop and his kid.

Philly is steady raising the bar on grime.

Read Here

Props to C Murder

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

Free up di' Warrrrlawddddddd.

Release Bounty Killer.

Jamaican police and courts are so crooked it is pretty much impossible to ever know if an artist actually commits a crime.

So when in doubt, let em' out.

Run it!!!!

Derrick Morgan "Conqueror"

A little tune from 1967.

Run it.

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Best Fishing Bloopers

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I miss this dude's show. I remember in the summer when nothing was on tv and I would watch this for hours. This was back in the times when you had to jack off to scrambled porn.

You little assholes don't even know what scrambled eggs are let alone scrambled porn.

Wait for the camera man splash. Dude gets so bummed when he falls in. He knows his budget for the season just went up 50 grand or whatever that old piece of shit video camera cost back in the 90's.

SDTW Fan Art

Smoking kid with arm cast.

Touche Falside.

Touche.

Shrimp Sauce

I dig the Creole/Voodoo vibe of this tee.

People seem to forget that brothers are down with the occult too.

Peep and Purchase below:

SHRIMPSAUCE

Get Out Of Here With That Bull Shit

Some guy: "Hey check out my shirt when I cross my arms it makes a tiger mouth hahaha"
Me: (Mushes dude's face instantly)

Instead of wearing that wack ass novelty shirt why don't you and your bitch go longboarding homie.

Victoria Bitter

I'm told that this is the beverage of choice for Bogans.

What is a bogan? It is basically a redneck for lack of a better term.

I picked up the word while traveling in Spain and getting wasted with some Aussies. I use it all the time because no one here knows what it means.

It is easiest to define by comparing it to other countries version of the word.

Here is a list of what other countries would call a someone who is a bogan.

"Similar concepts exist under other names in other countries, such as chav, scally or pikey (England), ned (Scotland), scanger and spide (Ireland), tokkie (Holland), Proll (Germany) and white trash, redneck, hick, hillbilly (North America), or baianão (Brazil)."

-Wikipedia

This post is dedicated to all the FLIES crew even if they aren't actually card carrying bogans. I prefer to picture them all as dirty good for nothing bogans that drink VB and run around wrestling crocodiles.

Props to Skary for link.