Monday, October 10, 2011

SDTW Photoshop Skillz


The most known unknownssssssss

SDTW Look Books Are For Assholes


And where in the fuck are you climbing off to homie?

Did you leave your palmade up on the roof?

Is there a fucking Vampire Weekend show up there that only you and the guy from the Apple commercials knows about?

Are these "mercantile" brands that oblivious? Like never in the history of life has a dude with that fucking hair cut ever climbed an "urban" ladder to work unless his job was to find a place to do key bumps.

Outta here = da fuck out


Hey cuz, I mustache you a question.

Why are you a fucking asshole dude?

You trying to win the Guinness Book Of World Records for being the biggest wimp of all time?

You look like when my girlfriend put's on my work shirt and tie and uses her hair to pretend she is a business man dawg. You are now the King Of Isapussy. You rule your domain with an iron limp wrist. I don't think you could even piss sitting down. You probably lay down when you have to pee.

And why the in the fuck are you looking down? Is there a copy of Catcher In The Rye on the ground?

Sub-note:

If you've been wondering why there is less of my prestigious op-ed pieces and more just internet shit it is because there is a project in the works.

Until the shit is ready for print I am not going to gas you all up, but be on the look for

PRESTIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE

Dropping 20 motherfucking 12

Friday, October 7, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

SDTW Real Talk Teacher Of The Year


Click this LINK to the watch the video in full size.

The best part is when the teacher says "It's not like you're gonna push through me to get to him, YOU AIN'T!"

We need more teachers like that in school system. Teach the little duns.

Also had this dude been cast in Dangerous Minds the movie would have been like 2 minutes long.

Master P


On steady rotation.

Get it.


I wish I could be this picture for Halloween.

Ice cream cone with money symbol and handguns tattoo > your whole life

DL THAT SHIT PLEHBOY

Monday, October 3, 2011

Go Big Or Go Home



I expected more out of a guy that rocks a TAPOUT flexfit.

SDTW Photoshop Skillz


Prestigious Knowledge for that mental.

Nah mean?

I Heart The Internets

Guest Editor Post: Expresh Letters


Yours truly was asked to compile some images of type/type-centric visuals for a little guest post for the Expresh Letters site.

I dug through a bunch of shit I had after chugging a bunch of coffee and decided on 15 that I felt were worthy of posting.

The one above and this Simpsons frame below are my favorites.


Check it out:

Expresh Letters Guest Post

We Give Up


GETNLOOSE posts everything we would want to post in terms of sprays before I even see it so why even bother.

Bookmark them and save yourself the hassle of having to look for good flicks.

John K. Does The Simpsons Couch Gag



Who and what?

John K. is the dude that created Ren and Stimpy. His illustration style is beyond good and chances are your favorite modern cartoon steals from something he pioneered.



Check out his blog JOHN K STUFF for tons of characters and animation inspirations (stuff you are going to steal)