'Murika

Don't worry homie brothas ain't gonna take over your precious sport. The main reason being NASCAR is not a sport. It's more of an over glorified giant left turn.

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I was supposed to post this yesterday for Murkia Day, but I was busy.

Murika

We out here.

Murika

I seriously just have no empathy for fat people.

Call me cruel, but I mean c'mon man.

This shit is officially the sorriest thing I have ever seen.

Fat people are just gonna ask to become Transformers soon. Instead of having to lose weight they will just transform into a vehicle and drive themselves to the nearest Waffle House.