SDTW Real Headlines

Oh thank God. I was worried as fuck about that penguin.

And in other news....

KIDS ARE STARVING TO DEATH IN THE UNITED STATES EVERYDAY

P.S All of these SDTW Real Headlines come from Huffington Post which makes this shit super easy to do.

SDTW Real Headlines

Here's how that discussion went:

51 Year Old Dude: "I am a complete pederass."

16 Year Old Going On 47 Lookin Ass Chick: "I have no Dad."

SDTW Real Headlines

I was supposed to post this yesterday for Murkia Day, but I was busy.

SDTW Real Headlines

Think about it.

Someone's homie did this.

Like you get the call to pick him from county and you ask him what happened and he starts off like:

"This fuckin' hating ass stewardess bitch wouldn't get me another Sparks, so I basically had to to check her ass and then this dude was all......"

And it got kind of "blurry" after that, but you know at no point was the shit like his fault.

That's your boy.

Your boy did this.

Think about that shit.