I Heart Canadians

The internet is flamed up right now with some serious Canuck's riot shit.

First off, Americans that seriously try to diss Canada more than likely have never been there. Whenever I go to Vancouver there is nothing but ridiculously hot babes, legal weed bars (if you partake), different races living in the same neighborhood, very nice people and really good food.

So even though I personally love to call Canada (America's Hat) if you've been then you already know deep down what's up.

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT OUT OF THE WAY....

This was probably THE sorriest riot ever.

In one clip I think I saw an over turned Prius and a bunch of dudes kicking it. The fuck does kicking a Prius do? I mean unless you got steel toe boots and you're fucking David Beckham on pcp I don't think kicking is doing anything to a Prius.

I mean the shit is already a Prius. That's like picking on the slow kid in class. Not hard.

Also my dude right here:

Yeah dawg way to get your fucking Green Day on.

The homie got all juiced up and tried to spark the revolution and forgot the simple act of WEARING A FUCKING MASK. I'm not a riot expert by any stretch, but if you're gonna involve explosions, fire, weapons, breaking glass and the like you might wanna cover your face.

Also double bonus cause my boy also happens to be on some Canadian national water polo team or some extra ass white guy shit and is probably catching a fat charge.

High five, eh.

Overall, the riot just looked mad pussy. I wasn't sure if I was watching a riot or a Hannah Montana concert.

It is probably worth pointing out that if someone got hurt in this riot they were able to go to a hospital and not have to pay $14,562 to get stitches.

I would take health insurance over a Stanley Cup any fucking day.

SDTW Approves: FUBAR 2

Let me be real clear here.

FUBAR is one of the GREATEST movies ever made. I first saw it in 2003 on the random at my neighbor's house and thought the shit was real. Granted it is a mockumentary, but Terry and Deaner may as well be real.

Why none of you Canuck readers told me about the sequel is pretty fucking shameful.

Anyways you don't even have to wait to get your hands on it because it's already on DVD

Fucking give'r

Kaputo!

Not only is the dude a boss of style, but he is one of the nicest dudes in the sport.

Follow Wacky Tupaky on his new blog.

Kaput's Blog

S.D.H.C #6

These three gems came from new S.D.H.C member Jamie and all the email said was "Winnipeg...Canada's Asshole."





Pretty sure that is the lead singer of the 4 Non Blondes.





This is what goes for a national monument in Canada?





Dude is flying thanks to some help from everyone's friend dust.

Trailer Park Boys Live

I had the distinct pleasure of catching the Trailer Park Boys live at The Moore last night with my two brothers.

I was skeptical about how good the show would be in a live variety style format, but as soon as it started with Bubbles yelling at Ricky for getting stoned before the show I knew everything was going to be alright.

Some highlights:

- Audience joint rolling, beer pound, turd bobbing contest
- Audience shred fest where they asked anyone that could come up and play some metal riffs
- Piss jugs
- Cock Tractor
- Bubbles singing "Liquors and Whores"
- Slide show of Ricky's blackout

I have tried to explain the greatness that is Trailer Park Boys numerous times before. If you don't get with it your life will be less lived.

Bonus:

For any doubters of the greatness of TPB here is a clip of Bubbles and crew playing "Liquor and Whores" live at a Guns N' Roses show. No big deal. (Yeah I know its not real G n' R but those 4 trainwrecks will never reunite so get over it)