Ay girl, you smoke?

"I can't just go home and chill and smoke."\

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SDTW Photoshop Skillz V-Nasty Edition

Perhaps it would be wise to check thine self before you were to wreck thine self.

Rapper Names

I'm not really understanding rap names these days. I mean anything goes when you name yourself, but dudes are just pulling random syllables and word combos out of hats these days.

Here is just a few:

Boaz
- This is not a fucking word.

Wale
- You are missing an "H" it is pronounced whale just like tale. You don't say Towel Lay do you? Didn't think so.

Fred The Godson
- Oh cool. Here's mine Skip The Nephew.

Apollo The Great
- This one is redundant.

Kid Cudi
- People know who you are, but do they know you jacked this name from a Care Bear?

Trae Da Skydiver
- No self respecting black man skydives. Period. Never not ever.

Skyzoo
- I get the feeling this guy "cyphers" in various kindergarten classes in NY.

The Kid Daytona
- A lot of "the" guys now a days. Why not "The The Kid The"? That would crawl on search engines better. Because if we google your name it is going to pull up a bunch kids playing in the city of Daytona.

Cyhi Da Prince
- Clearly, you and Fred The Godson are friends. Is he upset that your name implies royalty while his just implies a religious and or legal guardian title?

Shaz Illyork
- Chaz The Illdork. I just used my brain from 5th grade to come up with that. What is your excuse?

Co$$
- Coss what? Coss you don't have any fucking sense? Oh dollar signs. That's cool. You're basically like "Fuck the letter S, I'm all about that paper." Why is it then that I get the feeling you are broke? I'm sorry I meant "broke$".

SDTW Asks?

Why do people feel the need to "interact" with wild animals?

How many times do animals have to kill these idiots before they stop trying to pet them or whatever it is they are trying to do?

Check this out b.

Bears EAT motherfuckers.

Tigers EAT motherfuckers.

Crocodiles EAT motherfuckers.

Lions EAT motherfuckers.

Right?

So why are college educated people going off into the jungles, oceans, and every where in between to go pester these man eaters?

Don't tell me it's for research. You can OBSERVE anything from a safe distance or better yet from inside some sort of vehicle or water craft. You don't have to swim with sharks to know they can EAT you.

Check this out homie.

Most of the clues are in the god damn name!

Sting Rays, Spitting Cobra, Poison Frog, just to name a few.

Killer Whales?

You shouldn't have to be a marine biologist to "guess" what those whales are known for.

Sadly, that is just not enough. There is an army of idiots signing up to swim with killer whales.

Why?

Because they suffer from being fucking retards.

There will be no "RIP Whale Trainer" tee when you die from getting your shit broke off by an orca.

Plus.....now you're family has to explain to anyone that asks how you died that you were eaten by a killer whale trying to pet it or trying to get it to catch a fucking ring in it's mouth or something super scientific.

Stop fucking with animals. If a grizzly bear came into your crib and started trying to get you to juggle or wear a tutu what would you do?

You'd kill it, right?

When the shoe is on the other foot it sorts of makes sense.

Stop fucking with man eaters.

If you want to fuck with animals pick something smaller, non poisonous, and fangless.