Furniture Sex

I can not front. I love the whole sexing up furniture video scene. I couldn't stop watching these videos even if I tried. It has to be the single most insane thing humans have ever done on the planet.

To make one you need the following:

- a smooth ass Timbo knocking track (Pretty Ricky seems to be the go to, but isn't mandatory)
- a piece of furniture (ottomans are probably the best, but go ahead and let your creativity flourish)
- a wide variety of moves to show baby how you would sex her if she was in the room with you and not a piece of furniture

Now you know.