I Heart The Internets

Best one is

"I Bet Paris Hilton Shows Up Out Of Fucking Nowhere"

Boom.

Coachella Line Up Announced AKA Music Blog Snob Complaining Day

Music nerds lose their shit when this line up finally hits the net. Right now as I type this some prestigious music blogger is writing some scathing review of who they will be "seeing" and more importantly who they "refuse" to see.

It's not like someone reading their flawless set list is going to write it down on their forearm and be like "Well, here's the plan gang."

I only went to Coachella once don't even remember the year and I ended up seeing this chick that I use to poke on while back. I was deep on vicodin and King Cobra and proceeded to well... I think you are all old enough to know what consenting adults do while inebriated.

So yeah, Coachella is okay, but it's not life changing and neither is who they pick for the line up.

I mean Bloc Party was almost a headliner one year and those dudes couldn't sell out a Chuck E. Cheese.

You see Lil B made the list though?