SDTW Murika'

I've been doing "Murika" posts for a long time and though I do not discuss politics on here I'll be a good sport and explain America to all the international SDTW heads in very simple terms.

America is like your shitty unemployed uncle:

- He's an embarrassment

- He's full of shit

- He drinks beer from a can
- He's a hypocrite

- He says some racist shit in small crowds

But...

If you say some shit about our uncle we are gonna fucking bomb you back into the stone age and probably turn every natural resource you have into "our" natural resources.

Simple enough, right?