Thursday, March 31, 2011

Trying To Catch That Fame Wave To Street Cred Town

This dude.

How hard can one dude try?

Let's break down the contents of this street assassin's kit

Bike lock
= so you're on a bike, fair enough. Locks gotta lock.

Krink Markers (all three of them) = 3 unused markers from the Krink 2011 Catalog. Got that back up marker for that back up marker?

Camera = non film camera? Talk about a tumblr fail.

Sunglasses = In case you catch your own reflection and you're shining too hard.

Knife = You whittling a wooden figurine?

Can Of Montana Black = Ultra tech German Montana with the crazy ill burner tip.

Blackberry = fair enough standard item.

Business cards = In case someone doesn't recognize you from your 4,000 self portraits on the internet.

Two bags of caps = 42 caps is too many, 41 caps is just the right amount.

Military stickers = two stickers to spark the revolution.

Janitor's Keys = in case one of the teacher's needs something out of storage.

Bike pump = Inflate your ego or your tire.

No press is bad press as far as the internet is concerned EIKNARF


  1. dude you could´ve made this shit so much funnier. I mean it was funny but it just couldve been waaay better. Come on man I know you can do it

  2. Dont trip, dude has an app on his Ipad (not pictured) to make those digital photos look vintage.

    Also. Who carry's a pump?

  3. hahahahahaah, fuck.

  4. Boyscout hipster....oh wait it all makes sense... that aint no military sticker... thats a scouts logo, the bike pump is for stoaking fires,the krinks are for writing poetry or directions if lost in urban jungles , keys are ACTUALLY for abseiling from apartment building balconies, cameras for bird watching, & Bike lock is for Citizens arrests n' shit.

  5. This scares me.
    I have too many of those items within two feet of me.
    I mean, fuck it, i wouldn't take a picture of them and post them on my batty blog but still...

  6. Is this dude for fucking real? Where is your spare tube for that pump? And all of those caps? Please. Kill yourself.

  7. Eiknarf is a beast , lovely lad as well a really successful cat.
    Get of his dick.

  8. "Anonymous said...

    Eiknarf is a beast , lovely lad as well a really successful cat.
    Get of his dick."

    -I would like to point out that if anyone is dick-riding, sir, it would apparently be you.

  9. A beast?
    A lovely lad?
    A successful cat?

    None of those have to do with how corny that photo of his kit really is.

  10. dude can carry around whatever nonsense he pleases, fucks a bad broad. (alysha nett)

  11. Great logic there Irish Pat. He fucks a "bad broad" so that makes him less of a herb.

    You're giving me the Kevin Federline argument?

    Golf clap homie.

  12. That trick gotta My Little Pony tattoo and a reverse tramp stamp with nautical stars. not a bad is a mark.

  13. Yeah, so now who you fuck exempts you from getting called out on being a fucking dork? I CAN NOT co-sign on that.

  14. why do people care enough to defend a joke on the dude? cus you know in 6 months when your lil sis' boyfriend has the same set up your gonna pretend you hated him the whole time..

  15. Camera = non film camera? Talk about a tumblr fail.


  16. anyone associated with karmaloop is the worst