Ghostface Don't

"Can you believe grown men still wear pants like this? He looks like he’s sticking his head through a Joint-Rolling Baby cutout at the state fair."



Looks like the Wally Champ himself got put on blast in the "Dont" section. Of course being a "Do" isn't all that great either as Vice is sort of biased towards the coke snorting, ironically dressed, Justice listening crowd better known as "themselves."

Vice Don't

What do you call it when a trophy wife from the 90s gets dumped and comes back to the clubs for another round? You don’t call it. You let it blow you in the bathroom and you never call it again.

Ed* These are always funnier when they're true.