Can The Guy Get A Fucking Pepsi

Just like in real life....

So i guess this means coke zero will be readily available for quenching the thirsts of this "diverse group of hand picked everyone can relate to type" vandal's while they "express themeselves" in prisons, jails, furlough, juvie, detention halls, boarding schools, sunday schools, etc all around the world?

Probably not.

I'm not trying to rant, just trying to say that... All I wanted was a Pepsi.