The only reason you assholes check this blog is because you hope that I will rant on some bullshit.
I'm one vanilla latte deep right now so let's go
Why do I get the feeling the only thing you're a tyrant of is your Xbox controller?
In my experience most lesbians can throw a pretty decent punch so I'm not gonna say anything bad about ol' gal here. I'm gonna take the high road.
Dear This Chick, your dad fucking hates you. He drinks over shit like this.
Chill, Drink, Smoke, And Steals Your Aunt's Cigarettes
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