S.D.H.C #11

Ran up on dude with the head shot.

Another member of the Utilikilt Mafia getting snapped.

These dudes are like the Piru Bloods of Seattle except not tough and in skirts.

S.D.H.C #8

This came in from the super duty stealth mode agent G-Wizzy.

He said he tried to get closer, but couldn't find somewhere to park to catch this tie dye utilikilt wearing embarrassment.

I really can not describe in words how much I loathe the utilikilt.

This guy was probably on his way to some sort of jester convention or some kind of fire spitting class.

I wish he was on his way to the AIDS factory.

S.D.H.C #4

And how long did it take before someone sent in another asshole in a utili-kilt?

2 fucking days. That is how bad of a problem it is here in the NorthWest.

I guess this dude "refs" roller derby games and braids his killer goatee in his spare time.

I also spot one of those healing magnetic bracelets.

SDTW In The Streets

I told you the Urban Utili-Kilt Posse is big in the Pacific Northwest

Why?

I don't know, but the fact this guy went and raised the bar on his already sorry kit by throwing sandals and a gay ass dog into the mix.

SDTW Asks?

To Utility Kilt Urban Warrior-

Why?

Why in Thor's name do you even fucking feel the need to wear a kilt? It is not even a real kilt homie. It is some "new jack" version of a kilt with fucking cargo pockets and who knows what else.

Dude, if you're Scottish and want to wear a kilt. That is fine with me. Do you homie. I have zero problem with that, but if you are named Todd and you work at Staples and on your off day you try and get your William Wallace on in the fucking city then please please please do it somewhere where we don't have to see it.

But SDTW, you are just finding a photo and ripping on this dude on the internet. That's kind of pussy.

WRONG!

I walked right up on dude and snapped him with my phone. Had he asked me what I was doing I would told him that I was taking a picture of his sissy skirt and to not start his period just yet.