80's and 90's Toys

I was high on cough medicine and meant to post up these photos I found on an 80's and 90's toys site, but forgot to. Again, most likely due to the fact that I was out of it on Dayquils and Redbull.

Anyways....

I only pulled pics of things that I remembered seeing or playing with, but were not classics like Transformers, Thundercats, G.I Joes, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Shit triggered some random memories for sure like the Snoopy Sno-Cone Maker for instance. That shit was in every families' kitchen in my neighborhood and didn't work with shit because even if you did manage not to chop your fucking fingers off messing with the ice grinder you sure as fuck did not have any syrup flavors laying around the kitchen.

Here is how the Snoopy Sno-Cone Maker worked:

It would be 97 degrees outside. Me and my homie Danny would go into the kitchen and see the Sno-Cone Maker on top of the fridge and excitedly pull it out of the box. We would then try and get the thing to chop the fucking ice. If we got that far (usually didn't) we would then realize that we did not have any sno-cone syrup in the box.

I would then shout at my mom....

Me: "Hey Mom, do we have any cherry syrup?"

My Mom: "Tell your little friend Danny that his mom is a bitch and I'm not cooking anything for that fucking bake sale."

Me: "What about strawberry syrup?"

This scenario would re-occur about 4 times a year because you'd forget what a piece of shit the thing was.

If there is a god then whoever invented that thing probably died of dick cancer.

Real Talk With Hugh Knight

Above: HAARP Weather Control System in Alaska, U.S.A

I was on the phone yesterday rapping out with my buddy Hugh Knight and he starts telling me how he was watching some shit on how the government have these computers that can control the weather.

I've heard about that before, but never really looked into it much.

Then Hugh starts telling me that those dudes bit that shit from the G.I Joe Movie (animated one) in which Serpentor (villain) had this machine called B.E.T that low and behold CONTROLS THE WEATHER.



Above: Serpentor a.k.a The Man With The Plan

It got me thinking. As 80's babies come to age we are gonna start seeing all types of diabolical plots come to life. Just watch.

Now Hugh openly stated that "it may be the weed talking here, but that shit is no coincidence."

And I agree with him.

Just you wait. One day your car is going to transform into some righteous talking asshole robot that won't shut the fuck up about energon cubes and how it needs to contact someone on Cybertron.

You were warned blood.

Me and Hugh are gonna be somewhere in Montana at a ranch far away from all that non sense playing Super Nintendo and taking bong hits while you suckers are caught up in an interplanetary conflict.