Apathy

This dog gets it.

I Heart The Internets

Thanks MTV.

Now everyone is trying to get "prenint"

Milk This Cow

16 years later Cappadonna gets a video for "Milk This Cow".

Now if I can just get him to pick me up in his illegal cab next time I visit NYC life will be perfect.

SDTW Staff

Good staff is really hard to find.

I Heart GChats (4th of July Edition)

Not a fan of the 4th or New Year's for that matter.

I Heart The Internets

Get head till you're dead.

My People (Part 7)

I feel like this feature might just be too much. My people are so strong and out there doing shit like this daily. This may as well be it's own site.

My City

Seattle cops are just on fire this year.

Besides killing any person that isn't white they leave their choppas unattended and then drive off with the shit still on the trunk.

It's not a cup of Diet Mr. Pibb.

It's an ASSAULT RIFLE.

Thnk Nick

snaked:
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SDTW Real Headlines

Think about it.

Someone's homie did this.

Like you get the call to pick him from county and you ask him what happened and he starts off like:

"This fuckin' hating ass stewardess bitch wouldn't get me another Sparks, so I basically had to to check her ass and then this dude was all......"

And it got kind of "blurry" after that, but you know at no point was the shit like his fault.

That's your boy.

Your boy did this.

Think about that shit.

Murika

We out here.

Ol Pussy Ass Jonas Brother

This was said in real life?

My People (Part 6)

Denise quit actin' a fool and get the fuck up.

Take It Easy

I will unabashedly admit that this song is one of my favorite songs ever. I don't give one wild shit what you think.

The video is no slouch either. This shit is like a 90's time capsule with B.D.P, mad dudes in white stitched denim, FX Crew and I spotted a fucking weed bandanna. All that shit co-signs it's fucking self.

This shit may as well be the SDTW "all time quarterback" anthem.

My People (Part 5)

S'rong with you man?

FUBAR

"Be all dark space punctuated by planets"