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Hell Has Frozen Over

I did my best to fight the good fight.

I swear on Snoop Dogg's Aunt I never thought this would happen.

But it is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that I have succumb to the pressures to create a twitter.

There is no excuse good enough so I will not insult you with a "why".

Maybe I am letting all the lil duns down or maybe I am just joining the sea of assholes.

Either way it will be interesting to see what happens.

Join me now as I swim in the warm waters of hypocrisy.

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And this turrrible looking ass thing is my placeholder logo for the time being. I won't let the cat out of the bag entirely, but I have been asked to write for some other "known" websites and they asked me to come up with a name besides SDTW or whatever. So this is it.

Warmest Regards,

Skip Class

Ice Grill Part 2

My East Coast bredren Mero a.k.a THEKIDMERO a.k.a The Dark Skinnded Don did you all a favor and made a superb youtube mix of East Coast hood joints that sons any graphic designy serato soundcloud mix made by some mediocre dj from Williamsburg.

This will get you through your day job.

Check it ICE GRILL PT.2

Ebert Beef

The internet won't let me live without trying to make me give a shit about Roger Ebert dissing on Ryan Dunn (dude from Jackass) dying in a car wreck.

Congratulations Internets your wish has been granted:

1. 99.9% of the time someone dying is not a good look. That remaining .1% comprises sociopaths, Nazis, real deal evil people, pedophiles, and so on.

2. Yes, the dude died while speeding in a GT3 after having left a bar. Anyone that is not trying to get their up syndrome on can tell you that is not the best idea.

3. If something is THAT obvious do you need to be the one that drops knowledge, Robert? Like you wanna kick some knowledge on some other obvious topics like chainsaw juggling or grizzly bear wrestling?

4. If you look like the chick disguise from 'Total Recall' it is probably best not to draw major media attentions to your grill, blood. I mean Stephen Hawking already has that swag and dude is a certified genius and probably hits mad robot skins.

Why U Tryin To Be A Hero Old Man?

Just stop it five.

Dope Boy Anthems Vol. 1

The hammies at IMNOTATOY posted this mix and I concur with the description they provided "that dickie one piece trap suit shit".

Get it:

Here

Real Talk

So I'm perusing through my usual "I Heart The Internet" haunts when I came across this gem. It's decent enough. Big ol' gal passed the fuck out in the dog park.

The reason I know that it this picture was taken in a dog park is because this picture was taken right in front of my fucking apartment. That wild ass bodega I talk about is right next store to this spot.

My building is nice enough, but at no point during the tour were they like:

"Oh do you guys smoke krillz? Cause there is the BEST little krillz spot right on 2nd Avenue and they are literally open 24/7 so that is something worth checking out. Also you have full access to the gym and roof amenities from your floor."

Spritz

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DUBDUBDUBDUB

This is some no brainer type business, but there are those whom are not familiar.

Here's a taste in case you're scared to put this in your iTunes.




Get it:
Link To The Thing

Made In Japan

Dudes just get weird over there.

With their blurred out pornos and shrimp chips.

Rapper Names

I'm not really understanding rap names these days. I mean anything goes when you name yourself, but dudes are just pulling random syllables and word combos out of hats these days.

Here is just a few:

Boaz
- This is not a fucking word.

Wale
- You are missing an "H" it is pronounced whale just like tale. You don't say Towel Lay do you? Didn't think so.

Fred The Godson
- Oh cool. Here's mine Skip The Nephew.

Apollo The Great
- This one is redundant.

Kid Cudi
- People know who you are, but do they know you jacked this name from a Care Bear?

Trae Da Skydiver
- No self respecting black man skydives. Period. Never not ever.

Skyzoo
- I get the feeling this guy "cyphers" in various kindergarten classes in NY.

The Kid Daytona
- A lot of "the" guys now a days. Why not "The The Kid The"? That would crawl on search engines better. Because if we google your name it is going to pull up a bunch kids playing in the city of Daytona.

Cyhi Da Prince
- Clearly, you and Fred The Godson are friends. Is he upset that your name implies royalty while his just implies a religious and or legal guardian title?

Shaz Illyork
- Chaz The Illdork. I just used my brain from 5th grade to come up with that. What is your excuse?

Co$$
- Coss what? Coss you don't have any fucking sense? Oh dollar signs. That's cool. You're basically like "Fuck the letter S, I'm all about that paper." Why is it then that I get the feeling you are broke? I'm sorry I meant "broke$".

Get Upset

And because I'm feeling nice I'm a let loose on this new collection of duplates, b-sides, steppers and spaced out dubs from the man himself.

I challenge anyone to do a couple abra-ca-bongloads and listen to this and tell me it isn't good.

Trust.

People funny boy business

The Upsetter : The Life and Music of Lee Scratch Perry

I went and saw this last night with my old lady. It was about as good as a documentary about Lee Scratch Perry can be.

Hearing some songs of his on a proper sound system was probably the best part.

If it is playing in your city go check it out and if it isn't you can buy it from the site.

THEUPSETTERMOVIE

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

If Ja Rule was in a forest would anyone care?

I Heart Canadians

The internet is flamed up right now with some serious Canuck's riot shit.

First off, Americans that seriously try to diss Canada more than likely have never been there. Whenever I go to Vancouver there is nothing but ridiculously hot babes, legal weed bars (if you partake), different races living in the same neighborhood, very nice people and really good food.

So even though I personally love to call Canada (America's Hat) if you've been then you already know deep down what's up.

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT OUT OF THE WAY....

This was probably THE sorriest riot ever.

In one clip I think I saw an over turned Prius and a bunch of dudes kicking it. The fuck does kicking a Prius do? I mean unless you got steel toe boots and you're fucking David Beckham on pcp I don't think kicking is doing anything to a Prius.

I mean the shit is already a Prius. That's like picking on the slow kid in class. Not hard.

Also my dude right here:

Yeah dawg way to get your fucking Green Day on.

The homie got all juiced up and tried to spark the revolution and forgot the simple act of WEARING A FUCKING MASK. I'm not a riot expert by any stretch, but if you're gonna involve explosions, fire, weapons, breaking glass and the like you might wanna cover your face.

Also double bonus cause my boy also happens to be on some Canadian national water polo team or some extra ass white guy shit and is probably catching a fat charge.

High five, eh.

Overall, the riot just looked mad pussy. I wasn't sure if I was watching a riot or a Hannah Montana concert.

It is probably worth pointing out that if someone got hurt in this riot they were able to go to a hospital and not have to pay $14,562 to get stitches.

I would take health insurance over a Stanley Cup any fucking day.