Best one is
"I Bet Paris Hilton Shows Up Out Of Fucking Nowhere"
Boom.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
SDTW Photoshop Skillz
I don't know why I thought this was funny because I don't really fucks with Star Wars.
Monday, January 24, 2011
SDTW SAYS...
SDTW Says...
I Hate Hater Gear
I didn't write that for irony mind you.
I rarely use the word hater. It's fucking dumb. It describes someone that doesn't really exist. Well they do exist, but their intentions are so over hyped that people have given the "hater" a permanent place in the public lexicon.
Why in the fuck.....would you wear something that brags about how secure you are that people may or may not like you or something you do?
The people that rock this shit like it's a uniform tend to ALWAYS be males, at bus stops, bumming cigarettes, have moon boot skate shoes, and usually are about 17 years old.
I walk by and see that "I Heart Haters" tee shirt or hat on and ironically it makes me think the exact OPPOSITE opinion of what they were hoping to achieve. Why? Because in less than a second I know the person wearing it is a fucking idiot. Boom. There YOU are homie. Burnt. Avoiding you for infinity.
Am I really suppose to buy the concept that you are so "burdened" with talent that a group of people has formed to criticize and or thwart your entire enterprise?
And if I were to buy into that ridiculous thought I am ALSO to give validity to the idea that you have found it more convenient to wear clothing/headwear that announces said sentiments as to alleviate you from having to have said conversations with this group?
Now entering... Marksville. Population: You
These kids are not fucking Taoists. They can not spell reverse psychology. They are fucking 17.
Me: Do you know why people "hate on you" Derrick?
Derrick: Why, dawg?
Me: Because you're FUCKING 17.
No one likes 17 year olds except other 17 year olds.
I blame rap mostly. I tend to blame rap for a lot of things.
I could go on about how using the word "hater" is a way to negate genuine criticism and how "haters" are nothing more than people with opinions that differ from yours, but why?
I can not save the young bus stop trappers from their fates.
The reality is I'm glad they have a uniform as it makes them easier to spot.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Sever MSK Seventh Day Project
I'd suggest watching this full screen on youtube as the visuals on this one are pretty top notch. You can see the paint bubble on the wall as it sticks. Nice touch.
Back In The Ninety Now
The mother fucking 90's. Shit was stupid simple. Life required little to nothing. Skateboard, walkman (cassette jump offs) back pack, dime bag, visine, lighter, list of friend's phone numbers (pre cell phone shit)
That was life in 1996.
At least we can still listen to the sounds of the 90's.
***Updated Link (sorry)
Smootheeeeeeee
Special request by Brad The Boxcutta
My New Favorite Meme
Is......
This fucking guy.
I don't know the name of it, but it is 100% accurate in terms of describing the North American Suburban Wiggersaurus.
***update the meme is known as Scumbag Steve, thanks to the bagillion people that emailed me that little tid bit
100%.
I Heart The Internets
I'm not big on logo parodies, but I am a fan of internet cats and Black Flag so this gets a pass.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
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