A Final Farewell

I told YOU that Macho Man dying effected my whole shit. The dude was the illest dude in the WWF. Period. I mean Ultimate Warrior, Bushwackers, Ravishing Rick Rude, and some others were definitely cool, but Macho Man sons all those dudes. He had the kit, the bitch, Jimmy Hart, and clearly a mountain of cocaine.

I thought it would only be fitting to take a little time out of our day to pay respects to him with this youtube send off.

Rest In Peace My Dude

*propers to the homie Dustin

SDTW Sensitive Thugs

It must be hard to take a facebook profile pic that demonstrates both your thug nature AND your love for Marley's ability to give a voice to the specific political and cultural nexus of Jamaica's people.


Note* you probably thought I forgot about SDTW Sensitive Thugs. Not really. They just don't make a fucking tumblr of sensitive and thug worthy pictures that I can use for this feature. They are my internet white whale.

I Heart The Internets

Why couldn't I have found this before Memorial Day?

Dude looks like the old man that gets pissed off if kids play too close to his lawn.

Who Is SDTW?

This is me.

The God.

I am infinity plus one.

Bask in the florescent glow of my shaved side pony tail swag.

Rapfiti

The hell is wrong with adults these days?

Notice I didn't say kids.

Adults.

These dudes are rapping about graffiti and they are without a doubt at LEAST 52 years old. The dude has fucking grey in his beard.

Moving passed MC Just 4 Men....

Is it just me or is rap the new fucking pyramid scheme? Rap has become the go to "I give up" route for the entire world. It is specific only to rap if you think about it.

This doesn't happen with rock or any other genre.

I think mostly because that shit involves actual instruments and if someone has to carry something they are a bit more picky about the when and where's.

Ask a rapper to carry a fucking drum set to his next gig opening for the opener of the Special Ed show. See how long it takes before that dude is like "Fuck this! I didn't sign up for this bullshit. I'm gonna go get a job."

See that?

The dude went and got a job. Because his musical aspirations actually involved effort.

That is what I suggest to all of you who aspire to be rappers.

Get a job.

And while you're at it, get me one too.

Happy Tuesday.

Action Figure Therapy

Whoever writes the scripts for the black G.I Joe is the best.

Waste an hour at:

ACTIONFIGURETHERAPY

Barry Brown

Summer shit to bump.

If that ain't one of the best covers in game then I don't know what is.

I wish Barry Brown was my upstairs neighbor.

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Inspraytions

Das untz burners ja

In Case You Need Help Drawing One Of These

Laugh now, but one million people took time out of their day to watch THIS

SDTW Approves: Hood Lum

I don't normally like to fuxs with image sites, but when I do I fuxs with Hood-Lum

Get familiar.

SDTW

And in another rare move I felt like posting some phone pics. I did my best to cover all the standard tastemaker/curator cliches i.e middle fingers, RIP shit, masks, nudes, lomo filter scenery, and the like.

That one with the piss on the concrete is for all the dad readers. When your son has to piss and there are ZERO bathrooms available (happens more than you realize) you basically have two options:

1. break the law

OR

2. let your kid piss his pants

I always choose the break the law option. I actually wouldn't be shook if a cop saw us, but if like a short little property manager bitch caught me I would probably get shook because she would raise hell.

I Heart The Internets

Jean Jackets

Just cause you put on a jean jacket doesn't mean you can walk around the block acting like THIS

Sub note*

The Warriors movie synopsis could theoretically be described as a group of 10 dudes that have NO shirts on whom are inexplicably chased to Coney Island by various groups of costumed assailants.

Enamel In A Can

I never do these anymore.

Supreme

As most of you already are aware Supreme (a small fledgling NY skateboard store) was viciously vandalized by a street tagger that goes by the nom de plume Kidult a.k.a Kid.

To help cover the costs of re-painting the store front Supreme has created this limited edition tee shirt which memorializes this tragic and defining moment in the small shop's history.

To purchase one for yourself click HERE

SDTW Illustrator Skillz

Here is my 4 minute attempt at a movie poster for the the gritty cop film "Hardtop & Shades" with one of SDTW's favorite actors.

Gettin All Spliffed Out

In case getting all stoney in an actual van was harshing your mellow some tent company went ahead and made a non-polluting hot box "vibes" sanctuary for all your seshing needs.

I Heart The Internets

Hair game proper

For POB

I finally found the record they sampled. Always wondered what it was. Thank you based internet.

Good Spritz

These dudes

Kreayshawn a.k.a Lady Sovereign

I will admit that when B Powders posted the video of THIS thing I really didn't know what to think.

I had heard about her before, but just could not really wrap my mind around how it was possible for an escaped cancer patient with door knockers and turrrrrrible tattoos to manage getting someone to not only allow her to rap, but to also film said thing rapping.

After the first 30 seconds I kind of had an epiphany.

It hit me slowly......

This bitch is America's Lady Sovereign!

Boom.

Qualifications:

- Small ugly ass white bitch that has the body of a 12 year old boy
- Lesbian (not hating just saying it terms of more marketing)
- Hangs out with black dudes for marketing purpose
* they of course hang out with her for free weed and the bonus proximity to other retarded white bitches
- Provocateur i.e gets credit for just doing something not common i.e being a female, small, white, and rapping
- No actual musicality i.e unable to sing, produce, play an instrument, dance to the beat, and in this case even rap

What we have here is a very easy punching bag my friends.

But wait, you might say "TheFader premiered her video so she must have some validity. Right?"

Riggety wrong mother fuckers.

Shit.

I had TheFader premiere a mixtape way back WHEN and I do not rap, sing, make beats, or even fucking know how to use a cross fader.

It even puts her picture next to my old ass shit.

The headline reads "....OddFuture guys agree"

What? Because one of the dudes in OddFuture smoked weed in her video this bitch gets a co-sign?

First, off like I said from the get go. Two dudes in OddFuture can rap. That's it. Two. The rest are U-God type skill levels and even that is a compliment. Also whichever dude from OF was in that shit *notice I can't even recognize dude's face cause he is that unpopular, what did that guy even have to cancel to be a part of that film "shoot"?

Did he have to cancel his big plans of "not doing a god dam thing?"

He had to cancel hanging out at The Hundreds store and signing shook ass Asian dude's snap backs? * I only say shook cause if you're Asian and from Anaheim and unfamiliar with soft ass black dudes from L.A you might be shook.

How you gonna use someone who just started getting popular as a way to credit someone who also is not fully popular?

That is like casting Steven Baldwin and replacing him with Billy Baldwin. The result is the same. You can't validate one with the other.

But I am digressing....

So Lady Sovereign 2 or whatever we are going to call her is somewhat fascinating if you don't know any better. I bet you this chick has "performed" all of two shows. The internet allows music to get to people instantly, but what most people forget is that it allows an act to not actually have to perform live. I would guess that her "shows" were no more than her doing 3 songs and the crowd was a bunch of her friends and some frozen yogurt quality soft ass hipster dudes.

If you're a girl and white it is not rocket science that you can sort of get a hood pass. It's not guaranteed, but once said bitch figures out that most real residents in the hood are not gonna put hands on a white bitch because that is like instant get sent to prison status said white bitch can sort of walk around a city full of Supermans with an ass full of kryptonite.

I mean that shit is basic ass knowledge. How many times have you seen a chick get buck on a dude at the bar and say some shit like "Oh what are you gonna do motherfucker hit me? Go on and hit me pussy." They posture and pose and get super loud because they know deep down that there chance of getting socked in their snotbox is pretty slim.

There are exceptions like THIS

But again, it is basic ass knowledge.

So her repping "The Town" a.k.a Oakland holds about as much weight as Trump's presidential bid.

So she knows a bunch of Bay Area kids that get stoned and do dumb shit. So does ANYONE that lives in The Bay.

Once this bitch gets her 15 minutes I bet you infinity dollars that she gets punked out tough on some behind closed doors shit. Hanging with people that are hard does not make you yourself hard.

Allow me to gaze into my crystal ball of retardedness of the future to tell you what happens to Kreayshawnda

Predictions:

- She will become more popular
- She will play Coachella next year
- She will do some sort of collab with some sort of unimportant streetwear brand
- Her marketing team will figure out a way to hide that she possess no actual talent
- Some dumb famous music artist will have her featured on a song because their prospective career is failing
- She will most likely get punched or have a bottle thrown at her
- The Urban Outfitters where she worked will have hired a new sales person
- After her 15 minutes of fame run out she will probably enter a rehab or have an intervention where she will re-emerge as her true-self "Lindsey Anderson" and get hired as a notary stamper

As with anything I post on here I could be wrong, but history seems to be on my side with this one.

In Regards To The Passing Of Randall "The Macho Man" Savage

Words can not even begin to describe the pain we here at SDTW feel about the loss of this man.

There is not a picture or video clip even worthy enough to sum up what this man's life meant to us.

The internet will be canceled until further notice.

Oh, yeah.

GOP Senator Quotes Raekwon

This is without a doubt is the single most awkward moment in white people history.

I apologize on behalf of my race.

I would rather choke out a new born puppy with my bare hands than have to watch this again.

I Heart The Internets

I miss surfing.

I really do.

Rest In Peace Risto Benji

Beenieman & Risto Benji - It's A Wonder (1994) by dancehallsource

I have a bunch of tapes where this little mother fucker would get on the mic and just start deejaying his ass off.

99% will give zero shits about this, but for anyone that likes 80's dancehall tapes its kind of a bummer.

Raccoon In Suit And Tie

Not sure by who, but I like it.

Murika

Vegetarian my dick (pause)

Sunday Sunday Sunday...

so this sunday is judgement day aka y2k11. here is something to judge so you're all warmed up for the big event



proceed to judge in the comments. best comment gets a random envelope of bullshit that is on my desk. true story.

Lil' Busey

Tryna' be like Busey Mane, but you ain't got that swag.

It's Cause I Know How To Sell The Fuck Out Of These Now Let's Sell The Fuck Out Of These

Girl will forever be the best skate film company in the business.

Though it is cheating that they have had Spike Jonze since the beginning, but go ask your Mom or your Mom's live in boyfriend "Steve" if they think life should be fair.

Jank moded from:

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Not sure how someone could have enough free time to make this weird ass video.

Watch this non sense at Rime's BLOG

Jon Stewart Sons Bill O'Reilly

Fox News is always doing some retarded shit and I pay zero attention like most decent people, but when I read that pundits were "outraged" about Obama inviting Common to the White House I could not stop laughing.

Common?

You mean fucking Lonnie?

Did you bother to wikipedia him?

Common's real fucking name is Lonnie.

Fucking L-O-N-N-I-E.

It is impossible for this dude to be controversial with a name like Lonnie. It's the black equivalent to being named Jonas.

The dude is softer than a pillow made of babie's tears.

He has statistically worn more gay hats than Elton John.

The dude's favorite cologne is Nag Champa.

He probably jacks off to pictures of a young and more svelte Maya Angelou.

He has Oprah's cell number on speed dial.

Do yourself a little favor today and watch Jon Stewart just make Bill look foolish.

The sad part is that this invariably increases ratings for Fox News, but at least you get the pleasure of knowing not everyone on tv is retarded.

I Heart The Internets

This goes out to all the hella fresh female writers.

Well, to all four of them.

Rest In Peace

Andre Rison's crib.

Never forget.

Bunny General

Bunny General badness.

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Digital Reggae

AAAAANNNNNNYYYYYWWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZ

The Gully Gawd comes through with a nice war tune.

I use to really fucks with Vybz, but that dude is basically going through his DMX stage a.k.a doing wild crack head like behavior until he gets into trouble with the laws and his career goes down the toilet.

Look at what Vybz looks like right now:

I mean most of you didn't know what Kartel looked like in the first placed, but we are talking like Michael Jackson difference from just a few years ago.

RIP = Kartel's career

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