Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
I'm not sure when it started, but at some point in my life every time I saw Stephen Hawking on the news I would start to envision this scenario of him and I chilling at his house of ramps or something. Then at some point he pops off some sideways ass comment at me with his little keyboard voice and I would just his push ass over.
I'd be like "Fuck you Steve," and I would start walking away and then I'd hear some muffled ass "bebop dip boop" shit from his chair. I come back and scream over him. He doesn't reply. I walk away and then you'd hear a really low sounding "bebop di booooooppppppp bung".
Not sure why I shared that horrible vision, but it just feels so real in my heart sometimes.
I kid. Sort of.
Posted by =SDTW= at 1:13 PM
I remember way back in the day when the news reported that kids were more likely to recognize Joe Camel than Abraham Lincoln.
Looking back in hind sight it makes perfect sense.
Joe Camel was up in a mother fucking cocaine jacuzzi with camel bitches while Honest Abe's text book lookin ass was just chilling in a theatre getting shot in the back on some hoe shit.
The more you know.....(shooting rainbow star goes here)
Posted by =SDTW= at 10:05 AM
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
I am positing this 1. because it's America 2. Honey Boo Boo's mom is rocking one of the worst shirt graphics of the last year (maybe ever) and it takes on a WHOLE different meaning when she's wearing it instead of a professional athlete