Chill, son chilllllll!!!
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
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Friday, August 17, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Shurt Feelings back up in da buildin.
It works like so:
I pick a shirt and discuss how neato I think it is
I'm just gonna go ahead and start out with the heater out of today's picks.
And.....just when you thought it was safe to live in the United States again someone just had to go and raise the National Bummer Level to Code: Turquoise.
Usually when I pick on talking t shirts it is because they are agredious lies.
This one though......... Yeah homie, you officially doing the most right there. Keep doing you bruh.
I disagree. You can trust people. Just don't try and convince people that you aren't an idiot because one of your idols was a performing arts high school student slash back up dancer turnt gangster rapper. So really the problem with this particular design is that it just lacks specificity.
This is a shirt that a dude buys the first week at college, but doesn't wear when he goes home to visit for Thanksgiving cause his dad is a judge and would totally "flip his lid" if he saw it.
You know...I don't think that the dudes that wear "hood pin up" tees understand the glaring irony of wearing a shirt with imagery that is supposed to illicit erections from other dudes.
So yeah....think that little nugget over for a minute there, Garret.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Not really trying to pick on lil ol' Mishka, but the fuck bruh?
So you wanna make an Action Bronson tee? Cool. Go for it. I like dude's shit. Oh you like Black Flag too? Okay.... But what's that gotta do with Action Bronson?
Oh yeah..... negative fucking nothing minus infinity.
If I were to apply this "brilliant" design logic to my every day life I'd be ordering ice cream sundaes with Cool Ranch Doritos.
Why in the fuck do you need to mix two good things together when you're trying to promote one thing?
People be doing this shit all the time. Every mixtape has to be themed off a movie. Every tee shirt has to be a flip on another t shirt. It's like asshole inception.
Just make stuff good. Is that a crazy idea? Like am I being too intellectual with that line of thinking?
When I'm listening to Black Flag you know what I really want to hear?
Oh wait, nope. I just want to listen to Black Flag. My eyeballs work the same way. When I see a naked girl I really don't need to see a dude's beef.
It's also worth noting that this shirt is 1000% asshole approved solely because of dude modeling it. I mean talk about personifying the PERFECT rap fan.
White, gauged earrings, shitty color tattoos, and I get the vibe he's an aspiring "street artist" but I can't prove that.
Ain't trying to shit on y'all. I don't truly have the time or want to do so. I am just trying to point to the kids that it's okay to like things that are just one thing. You don't have to make your designs the amalgam of everything you've ever liked ever.
Posted by =SDTW= at 11:22 AM
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Living the dream
Living the nightmare
This is the dude that answers the phone at the shop
On stage with Blue Sky Black Death and Nacho Piccaso
Standard Seattle summer weather
Not so standard Seattle weather
DFW THR book is worth stealing
They're gonna laugh at you
Party inside me
Posted by =SDTW= at 12:57 PM