Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 Coming Soon Part 2



Came across this gem, but it is post 99'.

Still so good.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #6

Tuck Fuesdays son.

It goes:

Pick t shirt. Explain how cool it is.



Explain to me why this is a thing?

The fuck is wrong with your brain. Let me get this straight so this graphic is a hot chick in sunglasses who is in a strip club (indoors with sunglasses on mind you) staring at some other loser chick stripping and you're watching her watch the stripper? Am I missing something? Oh and b tee dubs, cute v-neck bro! You totally don't look like you're in heavy rape mode or anything.


I debated with myself on picking this one because for it to work you have to admit that you know what Mac Miller is. I in fact, know what it is. Congrats guys, you've made me want to kill myself now.


This shirt is fucking sickey sickersons. It's like a Slayer tee, but instead it says PLAYER. I guess that's one of the perks of being an assistant manager at Hot Topic. You get first dibs on anything that is awesome and will help you get a crazy unsatisfactory hand job from the new girl cause you told her you could buy her and her high school friends 4Lokos after you get off your shift.


Did you not read your own shirt? Everybody eats! That means eat you too, plehbwoy. It says you, yes you, are allowed to eat. Go get a sandwich b. Treat yourself to something other than Coke Zero for once. You have the shirt's blessing.


This is not a phrase.

For more amazing graphic tees go to KARMALOOP

P for Prez...

3:28 killing it.



THENNNNN


I took a peek down at the comments and came across this gem:



SO THENNNNNNNNNN


I looked to see what kind of media this king was producing and came across this video of some toy in the woods painting a "wall" of Saran Wrap between two trees. Talk about sticking to what you know, I fucking hate saran wrap.





PUNCHLINE

Monday, January 30, 2012

Rihanna Doesn't Have A Good Relationship With Her Father


And not to bust stones, but it is a five head.

I know, I know that's splitting hairs.

Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 Coming Soon



SDTW and our bruhs at IMNOTATOY and THEKIDMERO are almost done getting this 90's east coast mix done.

No occult NY chopped n screwed faux trap lean rap business allowed.

Taking it back to that hockey jersey and hoody rap-izms.

Yadda mean?

Thursday, January 26, 2012

RIP Winston Riley


Winston Riley was shot in the head at his home in Jamaica in November of last year. He eventually passed away on January 19th.

Winston produced so many good songs it would be impossible to really even cover them all.

But I think "Ring The Alarm" is probably his most important tune.

Run it.


LargeUp
has a nice tribute up with 10 of his best productions.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Sup Dawg

How To Get On SDTW 101

First and foremost, it's really not that hard nor is it even something to be proud of to be posted on SDTW, but here's how to do it since I get a bagillion infinity emails that go something like this:

"Yo SDTW- Sup dawg? Ur shit is mad jokes man. Yo post our new video that I made on my Auntzs iMac. We wuz gunna get like the homie that knows Keak Da Sneak to get to be like in it but couldnt and shit. But like thanks 4 posting it dawg."


Probably not the best approach kids.

Here's a better way.

I got an email from this dude Emil. He's from Sweden or some shit.

He said that he just made a video with Sadat X and wasn't sure how to get it out there and thought maybe if I liked it that I could possibly post it.

Now in my mind I'm like, ahhh shit this European dude just got took for a bunch of money by a 90's rapper cause he was star struck (no offense its just really common). Like right now Das FX could get 7 g's to play one set in Bulgaria. Google it bro.

Anyways, here is the important part:

I don't give a shit about Sadat X, rap, or dudes from Sweden. The dude just made a really well shot video and simply sent a normal ass email.

That's it. Sometimes we get it, sometimes we don't. Simple as that.

We are more than happy to post good shit from our readers. This ain't no serious business.

Sadat X - Remember That from Love Strandell on Vimeo.

Prestigious Knowledge Show Is Coming (Part 2)


Released two little somethings from the world's worst podcast show that no one has ever heard of.

Check the SoundCloud page for a little preview.

PRESTIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE TEASERS

Shit Drake Says



It gets funnier towards the end.

Monday, January 23, 2012

SDTW Shurt Feelings #5

I have 10 minutes before I leave to work. We'll see if this works.

Pick a shirt. Discuss its graphical merits.

Let's go.


Oh word? Columbus was lost. Well let's see if history is as kind to you. If a few hundreds years passes and we start celebrating "Stupid Looking Asian Guy Wearing Glasses" Day. If that happens. I will publicly apologize.


You know what's "cray" homie? Trying to front like you're hard when you're too shook to even wear a t shirt with a swear word on it. How f*cking cray is that?


You again blood. Fuck man. What is it this time? Oh God (puts face into hands). Dawg. I repeat. Dawg. What are the Feds listening to exactly? The fapping sounds of you jerking off to Pornhub clips? Your studio apartment neighbors already have that line tapped son.


First off, how did you get Joakim Noah to model this shit during the truncated NBA season? Secondly, what in the fuck does this mean? You diamond heart haters? Well, fuck if we're just making up non sense lemme do one then.

I 8===> Pop Tarts


I know you don't always wear terrible t-shirts but when you do...wait, yeah you do. You actually, in fact, get paid to do so. Why do you got sunglasses on? You hoping we'll just think you're blind and assume your homies played a cruel joke on you by dressing you up in that stupid t-shirt? Fuck outta here.


Ahem.....Owwwlllllll bet you thought that tattoo looked a lot cooler in your head than it actually does in real life Dimitri. Now if you would, please look mysteriously to your left.

If you want any of these tees they are luckily still available at KARMALOOP

Friday, January 20, 2012

SDTW Just Waiting To Sell Out


If you are a shitty t-shirt brand, real famous website, store, terrible aspiring rapper, or band that kind of sounds like Joy Division but with a modern twist.....

Please feel free to hit us at the corporate email located to the right. We will gladly add a banner on our site for the right price. By price we mean U.S currency not an envelope full of stickers or dank nugz.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

SOPA IS FOR ASSHOLES

This is not a political issue.

This is real simple.

Hollywood/Media companies are paying also know as "lobbying" Congress to pass two bills SOPA and PIPA both are meant to make it harder for foreign sites to pirate movies, music, programs, etc. Fair enough.

BUT......

The bills are written in a way that basically gives Congress some real big brother type power. They already have laws to protect copyright infringement. PIPA already passed, but it could be delayed.

Half of the sites in our blog roll including SDTW could be blacked out for numerous reasons without any warning or ability to get them unblocked.

All you have to do is type your first, last name, zip code, and email. It's through Google so the shit is safe.

It's on the right hand side.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Who is Rio Maximo? SDTW Events Calendar


SDTW has a new member in its gang.

Goes by the name Rio Maximo.

You prolly didn't even notice.

But for all you loyal readers out there just know that we have a tougher try-out process than the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Nah mean.

Anyways, 2012 is shaping up to be a cool year for SDTW.

We got

- rap mixes coming out with IMNOTATOY
- those HellAmerica Freedumb hats dropping
- Prestigious Knowledge podcast show (myself and THEKIDMERO)
- and whatever the fuck else this year holds

Thanks to all the people that send emails and shit.

Keep tuning in.

Meanwhile in 2003...

SDTW Real Headlines


This should probably be My People #14 but I'll let Real Headlines have it.

Bungee jumping?

Why?

Juice Man


O.J has gone from murder to cat burglar to Larry David.

Love it.

Nicki Minaj


Its gott'sta suck when your face has to be photoshopped in real life.

Nugz Bro


Nugz have the ability to turn anyone into a professor.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Friday, January 13, 2012

SDTW Lookbooks Are For Assholes (Jessica Clark)


Many moons ago some Aussie folks asked me to pontificate if you will on this Jessica Clark chick. All I knew at the time was that she was Australian and had face tattoos. I chose not to post about her because I thought it was a mere fart in the ever changing winds of the internet. I assumed she was something that would pass shortly. She didn't.

Fast forward a whole year later and now she is very famous for ahem.....drum roll please.......having face tattoos. That's it. Not having face tattoos and being a great writer or fashion wunderkind. Nope. Just for taking pictures of herself with her face tattoos and wearing streetwear hats and t shirts. That's it.

This made her social media very popular apparently and she has used this popularity not to make money, but to get free American snapbacks and hoodies and more face tattoos.

Cue this:



(breathes deeply)

She is so "infamous" now that o.g triple oh geez The Hundreds made her a model in their look book.

Let's go to scoreboard Tom!

Things That My Terrible Face Tattoos Got Me:

- Internet hype
- Loads of snack backs, mate
- A free trip to L.A (not really a thing)
- No possible way of getting a proper job at all
- A "modeling" job in a look book

That all sounds like the best trade ever.

I'm not mad at her or The Pennies.

They didn't reblog her a bagillion times. Well, I'm sure she re-blogged her own vain cell phone portraits until they went viral, but AFTER that the blame goes to all of the 17 year old retarded girls from all over the world that think rap music is real and that tattoos are some weird sort of female empowerment.


It would be short sighted to just rip on her and the whole nine. What's that gonna do? We tried that with Kreayshawn and look how that turned out. Still here, still bumming you out, DAILY.

Why do kids think this shit is cool? Seriously? Someone please email, tweet, shout at me on the street why this is something that is fashionable, relevant, trending, good or anything of value.

I'm just spit wadding here but I'm going to attempt to guess what her face tattoos mean:

- Phoenix

Probably her kid's name. Nothing says Mommy loves you like a face tattoo that prevents her from getting a normal job. I've never tried feeding my kid a snapback or a hoodie. Maybe I'm missing the train on that one.

- Sepitedal? Sepidermal?

I can't even read that one. Always good when you can't actually read the script. Also it's a really good idea to let some "bogan" from Queensland who has been tattooing for all of 2 1/2 years zap your face with illegible script. Shot in the dark, but I'm guessing that word is Latin for something deep and profound?

The problem with Latin script tattoos is that it basically means you're a HUGE asshole. Because you're making people struggle to read a word from a DEAD language on purpose. On fucking PURPOSE! You purposely create the trap of "Oh, what does that mean?" Which then allows you (the asshole in this scenario) the chance to gloat for 10 seconds while you explain the Latin translation of the word from a language you and NO ONE IN THE WORLD even speaks.

- Conscious

What in the fuck? Conscious? I'm getting dizzy.

Anyways, again this chick probably gets a lot of hate mail and stuff and really she's just trying to do what a lot of younger people are doing. Get gratification INSTANTLY. Not a week from now. Not a month from now. Not a year from now. NOW! Fuck school, fuck learning a trade/skill, fuck learning from mistakes, I want to listen to rap music, take pictures of myself and get face tattoos.

I know SDTW is never really serious, but please kids, ask someone to give you a hug or some shit. Don't go all in using your face as some shop's apprentice's permanent sketch pad.

Life is hard, but don't make it even harder by putting some shit on your face.

SDTW Photoshop Skillz Drake Common Beef Edition


The only good thing that will come from this "beef" is that young inner city black males are going to start learning photoshop.

WorldStar of David....

Looks like someone finally listened to my prayers. From the window, to the wailing wall....

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

SDTW Is A Rap Crystal Ball


Rap is predictable.

I bet you $20 bucks and a Jansport dudes are gonna start sounding like this again.

The Cenobites were Kool Keith and Godfather Don.

Pressed up by the short lived but amazing Fondle Em' Records

CENOBITES LP

Incase you doubt....



Shouts to Lord Scotch for reminding bout this

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Sorry Graffiti...

It was never supposed to be like this. Just hang tough for 11 months, I know you can do it. The pain will be over soon. I promise.

I'd still tax the baddest bitch...

even though she looks like she has that 99% bank account thing going on



thanks B

I Heart The Internets


I have this conversation with Baby Powders at least once a week.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

SDTW Tech Support



Have a problem with one of our products?

SDTW Tech Support is always ready to assist you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Call 1-888-GET-THEFUCKOUTTAHERE

Friday, January 6, 2012

SDTW Hats




Coming December 21, 2012. Accepting pre-orders now.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

SDTW Never Forgets



Don't ever forget this....

We always out here.

Always.

9/11 that.

HD Bearfaced



I'll give this 5 "internet" minutes before it's on Fader Mag and dude gets a video sponsored by a streetwear brand.

Factual cynicism aside it's a really good song.